Today, I noticed my girlfriend wiping her sweaty armpits with the small towel that I always use to wipe my face with after shaving. Now I know why the towel smells so bad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
Today, after I took a shower, I was wiping my face with the towel I share with my sister. It smelled peculiar, so I took my face away and looked at it. Turns out, I was wiping my face on a huge shit stain. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
Today, I realized that my flatmate showers so little that the furniture she uses smells like BO. FML
Today, my girlfriend caught me using my T-shirt as a tissue. Again. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend using a washcloth to clean his cock and sweaty balls. He told me he's been doing this for quite some time now. Guess who's been using the same washcloth to clean her face. FML
Today, despite using deodorant religiously and showering twice a day, my roommate still smells so bad that every time she enters the room I become physically sick. FML
Today, I grabbed a fresh hand towel from the drawer in the bathroom. I wiped my hands and noticed they smelled like shit. My 6-year-old had wiped poo from his finger onto the dark grey towels. I guess he sometimes helps the poo out. Good to know. FML
Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
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cacheson 42
If it smelled bad why did you continue to wipe your face with it??
RichardPencil 32
Time to "throw in the towel," either literally or figuratively.
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Comments (4)
And1 12
Two options - change the towel or change the gf!
RichardPencil 32
Time to "throw in the towel," either literally or figuratively.
cacheson 42
If it smelled bad why did you continue to wipe your face with it??
diraven 15
There's this cool new thing called a washing machine. look into it.