Today, my father was pruning the tree in our front yard. I was helping him collect the falling branches. At one point, a branch fell and I was under it. My father jumped to push me out of the way. Instead he pushed the branch into my face. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying to convince my husband to not trim the lower branches of my favorite tree. After pleading my case, I turned around and ran smack into one of said branches. My face and my dignity still hurt. FML
Today, my husband finally got round to cutting down a tree limb in our front yard after months of me begging him. It fell on me. FML
Today, I was driving around my campsite at dark in the middle of a forest. My father thought it would be funny to run up to my window, put his face against the glass and scream. I drove into a tree. FML
Today, I was at Home Depot getting a Christmas tree with my family. While picking out a tree, a man thought it would be nice to help cut off the string that held the tree together. The branches hit me in the face and the guy managed to cut my hand. FML
Today, I was walking home from piano lessons when I saw my dad on a bike, so I shouted after him. He turned his head around and then ran into a tree. It wasn't my dad. FML
Today, I was horseback riding. Somebody yelled something behind me, so I turned around. Next thing I know, I am on the ground and my head is killing me. It turns out I ran into a tree branch. The person behind me simply said, "Watch out!" FML
Today, I had to rush my 14-year-old son to the hospital after he fell out of a tree while trying to take an obnoxious "extreme selfie". FML
Today, my dad asked me to move a potted plant from one side of the yard to the other. It looked like a very heavy pot, so I heaved it up with all my might. Turns out it was one of those heavy-looking ones that are actually light plastic. I fell over backwards and dumped dirt into my mouth. FML
Today, my dad asked if I'd help him clean the gutters. I was given the responsibility of holding the ladder while he went on the roof. All I heard was laughter before a year's worth of rotting vegetation landed on top of my head. FML
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
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Top comments
Tigg3r 3
Well, he was trying to save you. I mean, it wasn't like he did it on purpose! I'm still gonna call FYL though.
Elf_My_Life 0
YDI for complaining. He was trying to save you.
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Comments (54)
Perversive 0
Omg! FYL indeed but I just pictured that and am LMAO!
borabora1991 0
He was trying to help you. Get over it. I thought you were going to say something like "Instead of saving me from the branch he decided to save the squirrel still perched on the branch." Not an fml.
bailo 0
but that one would have been predictable. too much like so many other fmls. this one was funny instead.
BlueJeans2626 0
at least he cares about you :p
missmarie97 0
well you know he loves ya!
Tigg3r 3
Well, he was trying to save you. I mean, it wasn't like he did it on purpose! I'm still gonna call FYL though.
Dmars444 4
ditto
Elf_My_Life 0
YDI for complaining. He was trying to save you.
TurtleSmile 14
You're telling me if someone accidentally shoved a tree branch in your face you'd be totally cool with it?
mysteryman98 6
Well I would venture to say that if my father was trying to shove me out of the way of the branch and sacrifice it landing on him instead but couldn't get there fast enough and it still hit me, yes I might be a little forgiving.
thinmint 0
bwahahaha! that sucks but thanks for the hilariosity!
Yarrachel 16
YDI for destroying Mother Nature.
georgiegirl 0
k
shammehh 0
Pruning trees helps nature, it makes it so the tree can grow blossoms which turn into fruit...
benny2465 0
6 you really had to just say k? OP he was trying to save you, get over it
madeleine83_fml 0
awww D: well, atleast he made an attempt to save you! hope you're ok
Yarrachel 16
kk
CrystalG 0
omfg!!! that is hilarious!!!
XxPLAYMAKERxX 0
LMFAO!!! I hope there is no branch skid mark on your face! FYL lol
iluvfml01 0
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