Today, the ex of my boyfriend of 18 months called me and put her phone in her purse. I heard my boyfriend say he's sick of me, he hasn't been happy for a year, and he's afraid to leave because he feels sorry for me. He bought her a ring. I got earrings. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
Today, I'm living with my now ex-girlfriend of 9 years in the house we bought together. What's worse than that is the fact that 2 weeks before she told me she was unhappy and ended it, I had bought an engagement ring. I didn't get the chance to ask, and had to return the ring. FML
Today, my ex-fiancée's new boyfriend phoned me to ask what her ring size is. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, after 5 and a half years, my boyfriend had spent months talking about proposing before the end of the year. He'd picked out a ring, told all his friends, and couldn't stop talking about our future. He then dumped me over the phone out of the blue. FML
Today, my fiance told me that he no longer loves me, that he still has feelings for an ex. The wedding is off and he needs the ring back to give to the right woman. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost four years was breaking up with me when she captioned an Instagram post saying, "Who else besides me is going into 2018 single?" I had already bought an engagement ring. FML
Today, I found out the promise ring my boyfriend of 4 months gave me used to be his ex-girlfriend's. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a ring for my birthday. My dad now refuses to talk to me, because he thinks I'm engaged. My boyfriend thinks it's funny, because he'd never marry me. FML
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interesting33 37
it sounds like he is playing both of you. He probably isn't sick of you at all or he would break up with you. The "feeling sorry' thing is a typical line as to why he won't break up with you for her. other lines include "she cheats, she is abusive, she will hurt herself if I leave". He is just trying to cheat on you whilst ensuring he does not have to break up with you because he wants the best t of both worlds. Dump him. Talk to her. move on.
Symphoniaes 32
At least you know that’s how he feels, now you don’t have to waste any more time on that fuckwad right? :)
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Symphoniaes 32
At least you know that’s how he feels, now you don’t have to waste any more time on that fuckwad right? :)
interesting33 37
it sounds like he is playing both of you. He probably isn't sick of you at all or he would break up with you. The "feeling sorry' thing is a typical line as to why he won't break up with you for her. other lines include "she cheats, she is abusive, she will hurt herself if I leave". He is just trying to cheat on you whilst ensuring he does not have to break up with you because he wants the best t of both worlds. Dump him. Talk to her. move on.
BaconForMoi 14
Most ex's are rude. It was pretty nice of her to let you know all of this. Or at least I think it is.
BurnInDemonFire 39
Which of you did his ex side with? I need to know who I'm going to chokeslam into a table.
Zekfen 17
You owe her a big thank you! She just spared you dragging it out longer!
BeefyQueefy 14
''Today, my boyfriend's girlfriend called his ex which is now me''
Davros 12
Wow. At first I thought she was giving you a heads up. Turns out she's just a real "C U Next Tuesday".
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
How is that? She did give her a heads up...
thatslifeiguess7 16
I would dump him. Why was he at her house? Do they have a kid together?!
MarkArren 11
She did you a solid, or was just rubbing it in, if the former then thank her, if the latter punch the boyfriend where it hurts most
dexter420 21
Simple 100% immediate fix. ANAL
Rabite 28
And let them both take turns?