Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML
Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML
Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML
Today, at work, I have discovered the wonderful feeling of having a paper cut, with metal, under your nail, on all your nails. FML
Today, I cut my finger with a knife while cooking. I work in a hospital and have to use hand disinfectant at least every twenty minutes. It hurts badly. I have to work for eight hours. FML
Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML
Today, I got a bad cut on my dominant hand while at work. My boss decided to order me to juice lemons... all 300 of them. FML
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML
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dyma1337 0
how are you gonna **********?
RockstarRN 10
How do you NOT feel 50 paper cuts?!?!
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Comments (136)
CookieMargoulis 0
I literally winced reading this
annonomusCG 0
and you actually counted them...someone needs a lover
1215116a 14
Aren't what?
1215116a 14
Do you mean aren't tough? I never said everyone on the internet was weak. But you calling him a 'pussy' and things like that is rude, and then you try to say youre so tough and stuff says you always try to flaunt being 'tough' when I bet you aren't even that tough.
brsoxgirl 6
Do you work at the Post Office? Because the exact same thing happens to me!lol
ispt3ch 2
ow ow owww! lol I got a papercut on my tongue once licking an envelope...
_Oliv3r 1
ouch D:
CaptainNaaws 0
Oh god, why?
someone_cool 6
Dude, that hurts.
Marifer98 7
If i get extremely irritated and full of pain with 1 stupid paper cut... I cant imagine 50..