Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML
Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML
Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML
Today, at work, I have discovered the wonderful feeling of having a paper cut, with metal, under your nail, on all your nails. FML
Today, I cut my finger with a knife while cooking. I work in a hospital and have to use hand disinfectant at least every twenty minutes. It hurts badly. I have to work for eight hours. FML
Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML
Today, I got a bad cut on my dominant hand while at work. My boss decided to order me to juice lemons... all 300 of them. FML
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML
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dyma1337 0
how are you gonna **********?
RockstarRN 10
How do you NOT feel 50 paper cuts?!?!
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Comments (136)
ilovedramahehe 7
It's better to just wash your hands with soap and water :)
btnhdude 0
I can so imagine OP squeeling a high pitch yell muffled by the throat and closed mouth, waving his/her hands back and forth with elbows at waist. Hopping with feet jumping at the same time; varying from that to the feet hopping from one feet to the other, side to side.
btnhdude 0
I can so imagine OP squeeling with a high pitch yell, muffled from the throat and closed mouth. waving his/her hands back and forth, with the elbows at waist, and hopping with both feet jumping at the same time; varying from that to hopping side to side. with the face getting red and eyes looking miles away. haha.
Dnorris007 0
Well at least your hands are prone to infection now..... *Shoulder Shrug*
Dnorris007 0
Well at least your hands are prone to infection now..... *Shoulder Shrug*
EG14_fml 8
HAHAA!! this is Freakin funny! but that sucks!
LupeFiascoLovaa 0
hate that!!!!!!!
davikrehalt 4
lol truly 'nerves of steel" my friend
Lidiya8lml 0
wow u got that many and still did not realize. It takes about 1 for most people to realize
panda_chick 2
ouch! yup hand sanitizer will help you find all the little cuts you never knew you had...