Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a paper cut while opening my box of Band-Aids. FML
Today, while drilling holes in "No Smoking" signs for my job, I gave myself a minor cut that would appear to most as a papercut. I then had to fill out 3 double-sided pages of paperwork. FML
Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML
Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML
Today, at work, I have discovered the wonderful feeling of having a paper cut, with metal, under your nail, on all your nails. FML
Today, I cut my finger with a knife while cooking. I work in a hospital and have to use hand disinfectant at least every twenty minutes. It hurts badly. I have to work for eight hours. FML
Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML
Today, I got a bad cut on my dominant hand while at work. My boss decided to order me to juice lemons... all 300 of them. FML
Today, during a workplace safety exercise at work, I managed to cut off the tip of my thumb. FML
Today, I cut my finger deep on an envelope at work and started bleeding profusely. When I asked my co-worker for a band-aid, she told me to get back to work and stop making up excuses to try and hit on her. FML
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dyma1337 0
how are you gonna **********?
RockstarRN 10
How do you NOT feel 50 paper cuts?!?!
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xxallenaxx 0
I've had a papercut on that piece of skin/webbing between the thumb and forefinger, and not only does it hurt, but it takes forever to heal because it keeps opening back up!
oldnavysnake 0
thats not too smart now is it.?(:
1215116a 14
I feel loved being your guest, I feel oh so welcome. (: Quit acting so tough. I bet you would scream out loud if this happened to you.
EnterChoose 1
well at least 99% of the germs were killed.
Skatejock21 0
how would you know "roughly 50"... what did you count and than just give up and assume?
mapleali 0
ouch! And 50? Sorry dude!
20carmen14 0
damn...lol how do u not feel papercuts? after it happens they hurt lika mo-fo :/
crystalp8 0
I hate it when that happens!
Mberry 0
Question: how do you get 50 paper cuts and not notice! paper cuts alone sting...
GrapeKoolAde 0
PUSSY