quick blow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I received an email from my girlfriend listing 10 ways to stop premature ejaculation. Subtle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
I'm gonna come
Today, despite warning my new girlfriend I suffer from bad premature ejaculation, and should get her to orgasm first with my hand or mouth, she insisted I “just fuck her already” then she blamed me when it was over in 15 seconds. FML
FreshDonuts
Antioch, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML
Ariel
Israel 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got an "Enlarge your penis" email for the millionth time. I was about to dismiss it when I saw the FW: from my wife. FML
CoCo
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Fast and Furious
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
thismakesmesad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML
Anonymous
Angleton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gotcha
Today, I jokingly sent my girlfriend a link to an article about giving better head. She didn't think it was funny, and has since sent me numerous articles about the female orgasm, and I just got a link to the Wikipedia article about the clitoris. FML
Anonymous
Dortmund, Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
stopinthenameoflove
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
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DocBastard 40
1) Think about Bieber 2) Think about Bieber 3) Think about Bieber Etc etc
DollyDope 17
At least she is trying to work through it with you instead of simply cheating or dumping you!
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cradle6 13
Isn't that a good thing? Helps you and her.
AugustBurnsToast 14
It's funny how she went and did the research for you. That's commitment.
Lisianthus 13
That's honestly what I was thinking. Most girls probably would have left the poor guy. Your lucky to have a nice GF that looked it up for you OP. :P
hellaflushfa5 6
All I can think of after reading this is that scene in American Pie.
Enslaved 38
Did it cum in handy?
wlddog 14
I see what you did there. You clever minks you.
perdix 31
Minx. It's a great word and I fully support your use of it. I just want you to spell it right going forward. Try to work the word "strumpet" into your day today.
ICastillo 25
Well did you read and try the 10 ways? Next time show her more than just two min of fury.
wlddog 14
I just thought you go off once, then the second time would last forever. Guess its more complicated.
ChickInGreenVans 12
And this makes your life suck (No pun intended) how?? Give us a better story please.. Cause this one's just as premature as your ejaculation o_0!! Yawn!!** As you were**
CaptMurdock 25
Well at least she's letting you know...
ihazguitar 0
its better than a girl that fakes all the time
YeaSo3 14
Well you needed to know..look at the bright side she coulda just dumped you...she is willing to work with you