quick blow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I received an email from my girlfriend listing 10 ways to stop premature ejaculation. Subtle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
I'm gonna come
Today, despite warning my new girlfriend I suffer from bad premature ejaculation, and should get her to orgasm first with my hand or mouth, she insisted I “just fuck her already” then she blamed me when it was over in 15 seconds. FML
FreshDonuts
Antioch, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML
Ariel
Israel 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got an "Enlarge your penis" email for the millionth time. I was about to dismiss it when I saw the FW: from my wife. FML
CoCo
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Fast and Furious
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
thismakesmesad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML
Anonymous
Angleton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gotcha
Today, I jokingly sent my girlfriend a link to an article about giving better head. She didn't think it was funny, and has since sent me numerous articles about the female orgasm, and I just got a link to the Wikipedia article about the clitoris. FML
Anonymous
Dortmund, Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
stopinthenameoflove
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
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DocBastard 40
1) Think about Bieber 2) Think about Bieber 3) Think about Bieber Etc etc
DollyDope 17
At least she is trying to work through it with you instead of simply cheating or dumping you!
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rp93 3
Maybe it was spam? If not what's her email I'll take care of it!
roundnproud 7
I have the opposite problem.. it's a real drag Some medications have side-effects that make it take longer or shorter.
perdix 31
I have the same "problem," but I don't call it a problem, I call it a feature! When I warn girls it's going to take a really long time before I come, they don't seem too disappointed. When life hands you lemons, ...
gottageek 17
Fhl, you should have been courteous enough to have studied up yourself. I get the ****** is what you want but the rest of it feels pretty damn good too. Tool.
Calyx_fml 22
Two hump chump.
Althenias 0
hey read it over, couldn't hurt. and at least she's willing to work through it with you.
diegoer 10
Would you share it?! :) lol
mookie24 2
Ouch!
pagullarka 9
You should be working on your list, instead of posting on here.
Mr_S3xypants 2
I say its a woman's fault. Its women's hoo haa that feels that good.
bubo_fml 11
Ya know those metal twisty ties for garbage bags? Call that #11!