quick blow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I received an email from my girlfriend listing 10 ways to stop premature ejaculation. Subtle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
I'm gonna come
Today, despite warning my new girlfriend I suffer from bad premature ejaculation, and should get her to orgasm first with my hand or mouth, she insisted I “just fuck her already” then she blamed me when it was over in 15 seconds. FML
FreshDonuts
Antioch, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML
Ariel
Israel 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got an "Enlarge your penis" email for the millionth time. I was about to dismiss it when I saw the FW: from my wife. FML
CoCo
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Fast and Furious
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
thismakesmesad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML
Anonymous
Angleton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gotcha
Today, I jokingly sent my girlfriend a link to an article about giving better head. She didn't think it was funny, and has since sent me numerous articles about the female orgasm, and I just got a link to the Wikipedia article about the clitoris. FML
Anonymous
Dortmund, Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
stopinthenameoflove
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
1) Think about Bieber 2) Think about Bieber 3) Think about Bieber Etc etc
DollyDope 17
At least she is trying to work through it with you instead of simply cheating or dumping you!
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Comments (143)
MrsStorms 0
Harsh bro! :) take a hint tho!
Silverangel007 3
Lol, hahahaha! I'm sorry but that's really funny. Why didn't you do research for yourself before? I assume this aint the 1st time you are finding out about this problem.
KinkyBitch1994 0
Bitch. Be "subtle" and leave her breast enhancement leaflets.. or a gym membership. Then wink at her and say "give as good as you get".
justinhere 3
op that sucks hope things get better
riptor911 10
Can u send me that list?
ohitsdaniella 7
Think about your mom
knick64 7
Direct. Hmm I like her tactics haha
sbuxsux11 8
i wish i had the guts to do that to my guy! take the advice or end up in a sexless relationship. theres always excuses but im at the point where id rather not even waste my time. sucks!!
BecomeMine 0
It's weird how some girls think that the size or how long they last is the best thing about a guy, not realizing that there is more in a guy than that....
rogerover 19
Go down on her. She will stop complaining.