quick blow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I received an email from my girlfriend listing 10 ways to stop premature ejaculation. Subtle. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
I'm gonna come
Today, despite warning my new girlfriend I suffer from bad premature ejaculation, and should get her to orgasm first with my hand or mouth, she insisted I “just fuck her already” then she blamed me when it was over in 15 seconds. FML
FreshDonuts
Antioch, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML
Ariel
Israel 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got an "Enlarge your penis" email for the millionth time. I was about to dismiss it when I saw the FW: from my wife. FML
CoCo
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Fast and Furious
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
thismakesmesad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML
Anonymous
Angleton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gotcha
Today, I jokingly sent my girlfriend a link to an article about giving better head. She didn't think it was funny, and has since sent me numerous articles about the female orgasm, and I just got a link to the Wikipedia article about the clitoris. FML
Anonymous
Dortmund, Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
stopinthenameoflove
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
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DocBastard 40
1) Think about Bieber 2) Think about Bieber 3) Think about Bieber Etc etc
DollyDope 17
At least she is trying to work through it with you instead of simply cheating or dumping you!
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legitbias63457 2
Numbing spray. Lol
Evie_fml 14
Ouch! That must have hurt. In her defence though, there really isn't a good way for a girl to bring that sort of thing up. No matter how she goes about it, it's probably going to suck. Perhaps she thought she was saving you some awkwardness and being helpful by sending the email rather than telling you in person. Unless you don't prematurely ejaculate... then she's just a bitch.
rammy125 4
Because saying it to your face was so hard?
ClosetTroll 10
Ah she got you back for giving her acne cream for her birthday.
perdix 31
Better than a snail-mail letter with a rubber band and 9 gimmicks that don't work.
EvilDave 13
FYI for having premature ejaculation. But, she cares enough to try and make things better. She could have done it in a better way, but she could have just gone out and found another man.
cp72k11 0
It's all a mind game. Focus on her pleasure first and let that occupy your mind. Then when she's had hers bust that nut.
Zachthejoker 10
You should send her a list of ten ways to stop acting like a bitch
SqueakyChipmunk 22
1. STOP BEING A BITCH. The end.
dude1122332 9
Can I get that list? Haha
robert76 5
Just a little note for all the women out there thinking this is a good idea. When a dude prematurely loses it, it's usually nervousness or insecurity that is the cause. Sending them something like this will only make it worse.
1crabbygirl 10
so we should ignore the problem until it goes away while we get bad sex? wake up.
robert76 5
No, you shouldn't, but passive-aggressiveness will only make it worse. You want to help him through it? Sit down and have a talk with him. Make sure he knows that you don't think less of him for it and work out other ways for HIM to satisfy you in the meantime. Then after you have revealed the problem and assuaged his ego, that's when you bring out the list. The male ego, especially in regards to sexual performance, can be pretty fragile and an email like that out of the blue is almost guaranteed to have the opposite of the intended effect. Show a little respect towards the guy's position if you want him to respect your position...or in your words, wake up!