quick blow
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I received an email from my girlfriend listing 10 ways to stop premature ejaculation. Subtle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me to Google how to last longer in bed. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
I'm gonna come
Today, despite warning my new girlfriend I suffer from bad premature ejaculation, and should get her to orgasm first with my hand or mouth, she insisted I “just fuck her already” then she blamed me when it was over in 15 seconds. FML
FreshDonuts
Antioch, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend said she was going to start appreciating the little things in life. She's starting with my penis. FML
Ariel
Israel 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I got an "Enlarge your penis" email for the millionth time. I was about to dismiss it when I saw the FW: from my wife. FML
CoCo
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend came home with new condoms: Manix Endurance containing a numbing gel designed to help me "last longer". FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Fast and Furious
Today, my girlfriend were having sex. When I finished, she whispered in my ear, "30 seconds." FML
thismakesmesad
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I received an email from my boyfriend. It contained a link to a site that was titled "How to Give Head". It also said "Have a nice day!" FML
Anonymous
Angleton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Gotcha
Today, I jokingly sent my girlfriend a link to an article about giving better head. She didn't think it was funny, and has since sent me numerous articles about the female orgasm, and I just got a link to the Wikipedia article about the clitoris. FML
Anonymous
Dortmund, Germany 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML
stopinthenameoflove
Dublin, Ireland
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
Top comments
DocBastard 40
1) Think about Bieber 2) Think about Bieber 3) Think about Bieber Etc etc
DollyDope 17
At least she is trying to work through it with you instead of simply cheating or dumping you!
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Comments (143)
spottyblanket 8
So?
Caliborn_06 11
Hahahahahaha!!!!
felisaa 5
Better she try to help you out than leave you for not pleasing her
reddudeover 2
Queue the training montage music and I'm your coach. **** push ups, 1 a day.
XxHoPPoxX 8
Best movie...period
santel_fml 8
Haha gold
juicifer 0
Well fix it...seems like she still likes you enough to say something and give it another go...
thecovert 7
Sounds like she's ready for the "Top 5 most effective ways to satisfy your man via oral sex" book as well.
Cowboy1986 4
It's not a race sir you don't have to finish first everytime
perdix 31
I'll bet you came after reading 3 of the ways :D
eccentrix 12
Was it a joke email being forwarded to you that you took to heart?