Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received the first compliment from the opposite sex that I've gotten in months, from an elderly, cross-dressing man in the parking lot of Goodwill. Apparently my clothes look like they'd be "exciting to try on." FML
Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML
Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML
Today, at the Y, someone told me I had a cute ass. I liked that until I realized: a) a woman said it; b) I'm a woman; c) I'm straight; d) it's my first compliment in 2 years even though I'm 25; and e) I'm so in need of positive attention I ran after this woman to ask for a date. Me desperate much? FML
Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML
Today, I was complimented by a stranger, who said I looked great in my outfit. I thanked her, and she immediately gave me a fist-bump. I stared curiously, and she explained: she was arguing with her friends about whether I'm a man or a woman. The pitch of my voice was the answer. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML
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rawrimacow 7
What an asshole.
Sinandraide 4
tell her " thank you, likewise"
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Comments (106)
BigCountree69 0
YDI, for being ugly.
Belindaaa18 4
I Hope You Get Hit In The Face....Hard. No Hard Feelings Bro?(:
TheTallPerson 3
That's kind of like one step forward and two steps back.
Silent_Thrill 17
"bitches on leashes" reminds me of Smell the Glove by Spinal Tap. Plus, I'm just gonna pretend that second sentence doesn't exist... for obvious reasons. Don't judge me!
droln4maltesers 8
Tell her she has courage too... To be able to act like a bitch in public and not worry that someone is going to beat her up over it
carminecris89 13
Wow, what a ****. Girls can be so cruel. Next time say something witty back that will really hurt. Stand up for yourself always.
JessalynVictoria 6
Op try not to stress over it. She is probably just a mean bitch, with nothing better to do than disparage (not sure on the spelling of this. Don't kill me grammar nazis.) others. Sometimes the ability of some to be so ******* cruel just amazes me.
lmbachman 23
I hate neggers.... The ones that give you compliments while they put you down at the same time... What a bitch.
perdix 31
Jesus! You came one letter from getting the "Comments are deactivated" hammer slammed down on this story. You may want to use a different term. In the South, "pen" sounds like "pin," so someone using your term could start a riot.
davidn 0
You tell that racist idiot!' what an asshole !
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Wut.
Miooow 16
So ugly people are suppose to stay at home and hide under the blanket? What the hell is wrong with these people.
pattyshivlee 5
I just can't believe how mean girls are nowadays : sorry fyl
OneGirlsLife 20
That was really bitchy