Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received the first compliment from the opposite sex that I've gotten in months, from an elderly, cross-dressing man in the parking lot of Goodwill. Apparently my clothes look like they'd be "exciting to try on." FML
Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML
Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML
Today, at the Y, someone told me I had a cute ass. I liked that until I realized: a) a woman said it; b) I'm a woman; c) I'm straight; d) it's my first compliment in 2 years even though I'm 25; and e) I'm so in need of positive attention I ran after this woman to ask for a date. Me desperate much? FML
Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML
Today, I was complimented by a stranger, who said I looked great in my outfit. I thanked her, and she immediately gave me a fist-bump. I stared curiously, and she explained: she was arguing with her friends about whether I'm a man or a woman. The pitch of my voice was the answer. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML
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rawrimacow 7
What an asshole.
Sinandraide 4
tell her " thank you, likewise"
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Comments (106)
gracehi 33
I hope you told her, "What brave doctor let you out of the psych ward, you ******* sociopath?"
imavelociraptor 6
That is completely unrelated.
gracehi 33
Not really. Sociopaths have no compassion. It takes a person with no compassion to say something so mean to someone. Hence, my accusation of this girl being a sociopath. It's a stretch, I know, but I was exaggerating for shock effect.
Knightchaser27 25
Maybe she is just a bitch
musicluvr2000 11
I'll pretend I got that, so "yes, yes."
gracehi 33
I imagine you must have to do that a lot.
DollyDope 17
So she assumes all unattractive people hide in their homes their entire lives ?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Obviously, she hadn't seen Jersey Shore.
olpally 33
A **** punt is in order... I know that's extreme, but it's well deserved in this situation.
Silent_Thrill 17
Or a taco crunch Or a clam slam BRING ON THE **** CARNAGE!! ... Damn, now I'm hungry!
Mr1carus 1
The good old **** punt certainly has it's place in modern society!
olpally 33
31- hilarious... Lol... Doesn't make me hungry though... Haha. 32- good to know! :D
skippymagee 5
I don't agree with that asshole but I will still applaud your courage.
TellMeWhatsDeath 14
I wanna ******* slap her
Enslaved 38
You are beautiful No matter what they say Words can't bring you down
Silent_Thrill 17
Unless the word is written on a rock and collides with your head... But other than that, yeah, words can't bring you down.
foshizzle82 7
Did anyone else picture that fat dude (can't recall his name) from mean girls singing this song? OP, do you resemble him by any chance? :)
perdix 31
As I said in a recently deleted FML, you can use make-up, wigs and plastic surgery (including boob jobs) to at least become a "butter face." I realize you are male, so the boob jobs are really going to improve your look.
perdix 31
Ha, this comment was doing very well on the previous FML. I wonder why it's not popular this time around.
gmc_blossom 21
They just don't understand you, perdix.
Iknowsomestuff 9
If she'd say that she's truly ugly on the inside, which is what she'll be left with when she gets older and looks fade.
Rick_S 3
So many ways to come back from that. "How long have you been doing it?" "Well, I've seen you around, and you were my role model." "I couldn't have done it without the inspiration seeing you go ugly in public every day." "I may be ugly, madam, but you are stupid, and I can get plastic surgery." "What low self esteem you must have that you have to insult people you don't even know." "Did that make you feel better about yourself? I mean, I can see why you would need to." "I'm only ugly on the outside."
JessalynVictoria 6
I think any one of those would be an awesome comeback. Not sure why dude here is getting thumbed down. :/
Mr1carus 1
That shade of **** is rather unflattering...