Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received the first compliment from the opposite sex that I've gotten in months, from an elderly, cross-dressing man in the parking lot of Goodwill. Apparently my clothes look like they'd be "exciting to try on." FML
Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML
Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML
Today, at the Y, someone told me I had a cute ass. I liked that until I realized: a) a woman said it; b) I'm a woman; c) I'm straight; d) it's my first compliment in 2 years even though I'm 25; and e) I'm so in need of positive attention I ran after this woman to ask for a date. Me desperate much? FML
Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML
Today, I was complimented by a stranger, who said I looked great in my outfit. I thanked her, and she immediately gave me a fist-bump. I stared curiously, and she explained: she was arguing with her friends about whether I'm a man or a woman. The pitch of my voice was the answer. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML
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rawrimacow 7
What an asshole.
Sinandraide 4
tell her " thank you, likewise"
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Comments (106)
WithinEPICA 4
hey OP at least you dont look like me. im the ugliest guy in the world! stay strong.
Metallica36176 16
Why the **** do people have to be like that. You are beautiful and ugly at the same time. I keep trying to tell people that yeah, that person might think you're ugly but I guarantee you are someones type. Don't let it get you down. Forget about that bitch, let her dumbass go for the complete asshole and wonder why she can't find a good man like you.
writergirl23 19
I don't think that was meant as a compliment ...
godbieveryone 9
Thats gotta suck, get a head start and put a bag over your head.. Just kidding, that girl is just lonely and wants others to feel bad too
Chixken 6
I would have slapped the bitch.
Zacham 5
what a bitch!
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
Bitch alert.
The_F3rris 11
Should've told her you're surprised to see her out as well.
rcgirl2 11
I swear, people are so rude nowadays.
lilmisslivid 0
Should of told her how much you admire her for opening her big mouth to compliment you instead of opening it for the usual dick