Today, I received a compliment for the first time from a girl. She told me she admires my courage to go out in public since most ugly people don't like to. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received the first compliment from the opposite sex that I've gotten in months, from an elderly, cross-dressing man in the parking lot of Goodwill. Apparently my clothes look like they'd be "exciting to try on." FML
Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML
Today, I went out to eat at a restaurant. When the waitress saw me, she continously told me how beautiful and kind I was. Flattered, I just said thank you. Five minutes later, one of the ugliest girls I've ever seen in my life walked in. The waitress told her the same exact things she told me. FML
Today, a friend of mine commented that I "have a lot of confidence for a fat girl". Ummm... thanks? FML
Today, at the Y, someone told me I had a cute ass. I liked that until I realized: a) a woman said it; b) I'm a woman; c) I'm straight; d) it's my first compliment in 2 years even though I'm 25; and e) I'm so in need of positive attention I ran after this woman to ask for a date. Me desperate much? FML
Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML
Today, I was complimented by a stranger, who said I looked great in my outfit. I thanked her, and she immediately gave me a fist-bump. I stared curiously, and she explained: she was arguing with her friends about whether I'm a man or a woman. The pitch of my voice was the answer. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML
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rawrimacow 7
What an asshole.
Sinandraide 4
tell her " thank you, likewise"
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Comments (106)
rawrimacow 7
What an asshole.
Zoh_Aubrey 8
Tell her that you saw her walking out and that it gives you hope to know that if ogres are roaming--it was alright for you too.
thawny_fml 21
Should've said that she was your inspiration.
Queen_Cosmos 7
Aww OP, don't feel bad. There's some people that would call the handsomest guy on Earth ugly. You probably look fine and she's just an inconsiderate bitch.
xoconnie 8
agree. you should yell or curse at her and or shoot her with a nerf gun.
Futacy 30
That dumb bitch only insulted you because she's angry that she'll never get a stud like you.
Futacy 30
54- and then scream and cry and feel sorry for himself.
unluckygirl86 4
I couldn't agree more Queen. :)
Jumpingmal2 7
At least she complimented you...
Jumpingmal2 7
Always look on the bright side of life.
lexi365 20
Got to love backhanded compliments...
walkdestroyer 2
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You must be really ugly...
greenie213 23
Or maybe he's so amazingly handsome that the human mind cannot comprehend it and has to project an illusion of ugliness onto his body to preserve its own sanity. At least that's what happened to me.
nado13579 12
Or the girl's just a bitch.
benmec 18
We talkin' ugly ugly or just tv ugly???
MrBrightside21 20
26 - I hate when that happens. :( It's a rough life being a sexy beast, it really is.
Kristabug91 1
So must you 2 in order to say that. Rude!
khaayotic 16
That's more of an insult than a compliment...
sillyyanks 24
10/10 for observation
Driveshaft 5
It's a neg! Means she wants a one night stand op! Get her number.
tabbycat2007 22
Thank you captain obvious. We never would have known that without your astute observations.
pabst4america 1
Lol FML=foiled
PinkieKeen 20
No, really?
Sinandraide 4
tell her " thank you, likewise"
onlychildFTW 34
That would have been the best idea. She'll get complimented to! She'll see how it isn't a compliment and realize she's an idiot.
DocBastard 40
Backhanded compliments like that deserve backhanded slaps to the face.
gc327072 31
B-B-B-Bitch slap!
loserboii 11
Where's A Pimp Named Slickback?
outoftown 27
#5, I prefer backhanded retorts. The satisfaction lasts longer, and I don't get punched.
racerapj 10
"You tell her what you want her to do. If she say no, hit the bitch! Simple." -A Pimp Named Slickback
siickman 7
I really want to hurt people like her... >:/
Mister_Triangle 21
Violence is never the answer. Unless the question is "what's not the answer?". But then violence IS the answer, thus making it not the answer, getting you stuck in an infinite loop.
saIty 17
Well she was wearing a nice shade of bitch today. Compliments her **** very nicely.
Mister_Triangle 21
'Complements" is the word you're looking for.
mikepzz 27
grade a **** right there
lambda_fml 40
Atleast she admires your courage.
sougstad 7
I would have tripped her causing her to break some teeth, and given her a reason not to leave her house