Today, my fiancee broke up with me, all because I told her I couldn't install a home security system, fix a camera, and entertain her son in the hour before I went to work. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to break up with my boyfriend when I caught him installing cameras in my bathroom. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me because of an argument about a printer. FML
Today, my fiancé broke up with me, because he was mad I was worried about him due to him not answering me for ten hours. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, I got broken up with, after renovating her family's apartment over the last 9 months. She even waited until I'd hung the last lights, whose shipment was delayed. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to give her my phone's passcode. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me because I "don't know what I'm doing with my future". I've done four years in the Marines and am in the process of becoming an officer. She has a film degree which she has no interest in, works at the mall, and just moved back in with her dad. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three and half years broke up with me, just after I'd finished fixing up her house, which took me about three and a half years. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
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DLBL 23
You dodged a bullet. Better to break up now than AFTER the wedding.
FluffythePink 23
🫂 That's not the only red flag she's been waving at you, when you stop and think about it. As DLBL says: bullet dodged.
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Comments (4)
DLBL 23
You dodged a bullet. Better to break up now than AFTER the wedding.
FluffythePink 23
🫂 That's not the only red flag she's been waving at you, when you stop and think about it. As DLBL says: bullet dodged.
core01 30
I bet reality was that those were the few things you said you'd do previously, when you HAD time to do them, but you procrastinated too late and then she got mad. So now you're playing victim card, and making her out to be crazy.
d j mom 9
she's crazy or cheating and using an excuse to dump you