Today, after my grandad died suddenly last week, we were cleaning out his house and found a full on sex dungeon, with pictures of him and nana going back 50 years. My siblings are all chicken shits, so I have to deal with that room by myself. Rubber gloves and a therapist required please. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was cleaning out my deceased father's closet and found 4 boxes of BDSM porn videos, magazines and DVDs. To save his dignity, I hid them in my room to throw away on garbage day. My mom found the boxes in my room and now wants me to go to therapy. I'm only 16. FML
Today, going through my dead grandma's papers, we found old faded photos. I showed them to my mum, who screamed in shock. They were grandma and granddad's erotic photos from about seventy years ago. FML
Today, I was alone at my dad's house. I was furiously masturbating when I knocked something over. It was my grandmother's ashes. FML
Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML
Today, my siblings and I were going through our old home movies after our mom recently passed away. We accidentally found a VHS sex tape of our mom and dad in their 20's. We are now collectively psychologically scarred, and can never unsee what we have seen. FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, my grandma's new dildo arrived in the mail. We buried her yesterday. FML
Today, I had to sit in the hospital with my 88-year-old grandfather by myself. During the five hours I was there, he insisted on sharing the intimate details of his many sexcapades that he has had since World War II. FML
Today, my family got together to read my grandpa's will. He gave all of his grandkids $400 each. Except me. It seems he thought I'd see the funny side in being bequeathed a blow-up sex doll. FML
Today, my Nana asked me to get her a book from her nightstand, but failed to specify which nightstand was hers. I stumbled across my grandparents' collection of sex toys instead. FML
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cuz803 46
He was legend in his own right! Went out with a banging legacy...LITERALLY!!!!
RichardPencil 32
You should have been a chicken shit, too. There are people you can hire to clean out disturbing scenes, and they won't get traumatized by them. He's just some anonymous pervert to them, not your dear, ol' Grampa.
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Comments (6)
cuz803 46
He was legend in his own right! Went out with a banging legacy...LITERALLY!!!!
RichardPencil 32
You should have been a chicken shit, too. There are people you can hire to clean out disturbing scenes, and they won't get traumatized by them. He's just some anonymous pervert to them, not your dear, ol' Grampa.
Vesi 30
OK seriously? Good on PawPaw getting it on! I really hope you understand that just because we get older, life doesn't stop and the more spice, the more fun it can be! Hire someone if it bothers you that much. But still! Good on him!
DanielleinDC 34
Yeah, sure, consenting adults and all, but nobody wants to be hit in the face with evidence of their relatives engaging in kinky sex. Hire someone to clean it out. The estate should pay the costs.
RichardPencil 32
Hate to say it, but I hope Nana is dead, too. I can't imagine how you could look her in the eye with all of the homemade **** she was in.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Was this written in the future by Christian Grey's grandkids?