Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was using the bathroom at Costco when a janitor forced my door open so she could mop, then didn't bother to close it again. Apparently, the handicapped stall was too big for her to see me sitting in the corner, and I had to awkwardly squat-walk all the way to the door to close it. FML
Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML
Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML
Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML
Today, I was so desperate to pee that I used the only bathroom in the convenience store I was in, which was “Employees Only.” Well, the door got stuck and I had to get an employee to let me out. FML
Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
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lizz12345 0
I can understand her being upset if you're not handicapped. but he should just chill out if it was the only stall open what were you supposed to do?
Tiffanywashere 0
The handicapped chick needs to calm the hell down. It's not like she personally owns the stall. She's not royalty and being handicapped doesn't mean she is above waiting her turn like anyone else. What a bitch. You should have cussed her out back.
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krissy33 0
Unless the handicapped chick has a bladder issue, she needs to shut the f*** up. I thought handicapped people wanted to be treated as equals any (i.e. waiting for a stall, just like everyone else). I always use they handicap stall because I'm claustrophobic. Doesn't thank count? If she bitched at me, I would have punched her.
Bartimaeus 7
That girl shouldn't use her handicap as an excuse to be a B****. That sucks.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Precious made a good point on the discussion on thread number 9. She said that while OP was in the handicap stall (because it was the only one available, and she really had to go) the person in the regular stall may have left. So, the handicap girl wheels in to find (in her eyes) an ignorant soul who could have used the other stall, when in actuality, she couldn't have.
sundayporch 2
That still doesn't give her the right to be a bitch.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Well, no, it doesn't. But if the above situation was actually the case, I can see why the girl would be so angry. She would have seen it as OP used her stall because she could, and used it just to be a douche. Not because there were no other stalls available.
tribridags 0
isn't the only difference a bigger stal?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Bigger stall*, metal bars attached to the wall so that they can hang onto them for extra support, and a higher toilet seat so they don't have to bend down as far. Yes.
lalala2589 0
Well, if handicapped people want to be treated like everyone else then they can wait for a bathroom stall just like everyone else.
Freeze_fml 17
And all stalls should be handicap-accessible. It's a win-win situation. I will enjoy the larger space.
sundayporch 2
The only problem with doing that is it means fewer stalls, so there will essentially be the same problem.
Freeze_fml 17
Make more space.
shasta32 0
you should have got in her shit and told her to fall the **** back!
underaegis 0
omg that guy is a ninja
JRSOne 5
it's not only for disabled people it's not a ******* parking spot it's a toilet. it is just designed to accommodate those in wheelchairs and with other disabilities it does not mean a non disabled person couldn't use it, especially if it's the only stall.
hilarym 0
she can wait. we have to wait sometimes so they can too. I'd do the same!
sundayporch 2
Yeah, because EVERYONE who isn't in a wheelchair has control over their bladder.
sundayporch 2
Sorry, but your argument was the exact same - "Some people in wheelchairs have very little control over their bladders." Just like, you know, some people who aren't have little control over their bladders. Just because you're in a chair doesn't automatically mean you are incontinent. If the the person in the chair had to go so badly, she should have acted like a civilized human being and explained her situation. Also, it is not "her" stall. It is a stall that allows her easier access. Handicapped stalls don't work the same way that handicapped parking spots do, contrary to popular belief.
AmbrosiaFan 19
Really? I'd like to see your sources for that bit of information regarding lack of bladder control for people handicapped and not handicapped.
Addi123 0
Hey when you gotta go you gotta go... there's no crime in that. it's not like you knew a handicapped gal would need it. Hakuna Matata(:
laughing_atyou 0
No! Don't go "aww i took her spot". It wasn't on purpose. I say t bag her. And oh, how does a toilet for disabled people look like? Is it an hole in the ground?