Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was using the bathroom at Costco when a janitor forced my door open so she could mop, then didn't bother to close it again. Apparently, the handicapped stall was too big for her to see me sitting in the corner, and I had to awkwardly squat-walk all the way to the door to close it. FML
Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML
Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML
Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML
Today, I was so desperate to pee that I used the only bathroom in the convenience store I was in, which was “Employees Only.” Well, the door got stuck and I had to get an employee to let me out. FML
Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
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lizz12345 0
I can understand her being upset if you're not handicapped. but he should just chill out if it was the only stall open what were you supposed to do?
Tiffanywashere 0
The handicapped chick needs to calm the hell down. It's not like she personally owns the stall. She's not royalty and being handicapped doesn't mean she is above waiting her turn like anyone else. What a bitch. You should have cussed her out back.
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1personinthiswor 0
Ok, her yelling at you was an overeaction, but also justified. Everyone's saying "If you gotta go you gotta go", but did anyone stop to think that maybe this girl did too and couldn't because she's handicapped? Even if another stall opened up she couldn't use it. Then again, OP had no way of knowing a handicapped person was going to show up, and did something we've probably all done a billion times only to be publicly reprimanded for it, which is mortifying and guilt-ridden, I'm sure. Long story short, f both your lives.
Freeze_fml 17
Translation: Shit, he's right.
Freeze_fml 17
I made a point, and you didn't respond to it. Complaining that I don't focus on points are moot at this point.
justbecuz123 0
Big deal. She needs to chill out. Not like you knew she was gonna be there. Honestly, she just has to wait her turn. It's not like being handicapped makes you royalty. I will openly admit it - whenever i have to take a crap or a piss, I take the handicapped stall if it is available rather than the normal one.
justbecuz123 0
@151 - Why run? Not like the girl in the wheelchair is gonna get anywhere fast. Sit on the 4th step up and call it quits XD
Freeze_fml 17
That's exactly how I see it. There is no reason for separate, handicapped stalls if people who aren't handicapped choose to use them all the time. Certain occasions as the OP described, sure, but in every situation, no. Doing that is no better than someone who isn't handicapped parking in a handicapped spot. It is evident that by your refusal to respond that I am right.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
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TheIrishJaneDoe 9
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thatonedame 6
you were there first. ya gotta go, ya gotta go. they can just take their panties out of a bunch. just because it's desiged so they can use the restroom, doesn't make it 'their' stall, just for them.
iltby 3
Handicapped stalls are there for a reason. Walking in on you is a bit much, though.