Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML
Today, while using a public toilet, a guy started pissing beside me at the urinal. The breach of bathroom etiquette then escalated to him taking a long look down at me and saying, "Nice sack, dude." followed by him finishing up and leaving without even washing his hands. FML
Today, I was in a bathroom stall and someone had left their dirty tampon rolled up in toilet paper on the top of the paper dispenser. I felt obligated to dispose of it, so the next person didn't think I left it, because there was a line for the stalls. Fuck you, asshole. FML
Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML
Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML
Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML
Today, I went for a quick piss at a restaurant. As I walked out the door, a little kid in the bathroom yelled, "HEY MISTER, YOU FORGOT TO WASH YOUR HANDS!" Everyone in the dining room stared, including my date. FML
Today, as I was about to enter a public restroom, a man walked out and said, "You may want to hold your nose in there. I just took the biggest dump of my life." It was the ladies' restroom. FML
Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML
Today, while at a fast food restaurant, I wanted to wash my hands. The restrooms were locked, so a cashier got the key and opened the men's restroom. This would have been fine if I wasn't a girl. FML
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Top comments
rogerover 19
Fart right back at her! Bitch!
EpicSquishii 21
I'd have been really immature about it and made fart noises for every step she took out out of the restroom.
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Comments (85)
rogerover 19
Fart right back at her! Bitch!
NickKuiper 8
Battle *****!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
I'll go for F4, then R7. Spells F4R7.
Snazzy_Snaz 17
***** you sank my destroyer!
Cleu 12
Look at her and say, can't stop biology, BITCH!
flashback_fml 14
Lol harold and kumar lmao
purebliss_fml 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Girls don't fart, it was probably a ghost.
Noremac42 8
A ghost in the stalls? AGAIN!?!?
TourettesGuyFTW 26
There was a third person. Just like with JFK.
PenguinBitch 44
It was the ghost of Moaning Myrtle. Throw a book at her.
erockinthesuburb 17
Saw some comedian on comedy central that called his own farts 'food ghosts'.
Wizardo 34
"I don't believe girls fart... they just keep it in and it comes out later as drama..."
random_stuff 15
I don't get why this has so many down votes! I mean, with the ghost part, it was pretty obviously a joke. As a girl, I found this pretty damn hysterical. And everyone knows that girls don't fart, but they release rainbows of happiness and, as already pointed out, drama. :D
chaxandgoods 9
HEH HEH HEH.... let one 'rip'... RIP is rest in peace.... there was a someone who died in the bathroom.. or maybe the girl was playing a trick on you....
Bano360 25
*Facepalm*
EpicSquishii 21
3- Get out.
Slawter16 24
I'm just going to hope that English isn't your first language.. Either that or you're just an idiot.
Wizboy 17
Nor logic, I might add :D
DrownedMyFish 18
Stop..... just stop.
lwonderful 11
No...
ILoveMyArm 15
We get it, you all disprove of his unfunny comment.
EpicSquishii 21
Disprove?
botanistjessica 24
Disprove is a word, but I believe the one 57 was looking for was disapprove.
ILoveMyArm 15
Whoops, though I think that mistake can be some-what justified because English is my second language.
technochik3 12
This has to be the comment with the weirdest logic ive ever heard.
Fluffydemise 18
Hey, don't knock it til you've tried it! Living in a delusional fantasy world is often a lot more fun than reality!
banemask 14
Truer words have never been spoken
girlrome 19
Fart. F
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Gullet. G
VeganVampyre 27
Horse. H Wait, you mean we're not just going through all the letters of the alphabet?
Ms_ValS 27
Hahaha! She was just messing with you. If not, there might have been something else in there.
MissJennyale 16
Tell her you couldn't hold it.
Wizardo 34
Restroom Etiquette 101: Take responsibility of all farts, sharts, poops and smells that emanated from you.
olpally 33
What a weirdo. Walk away.
EpicSquishii 21
I'd have been really immature about it and made fart noises for every step she took out out of the restroom.