Today, I had an important oral report to deliver with a partner. Not only did he come in late and high, he pronounced Virginia as "Vagina" the whole way through. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML
Today, during an important meeting, I forgot the name for West Virginia and described it as, "Virginia a bit to the left". FML
Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated, "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML
Today, while not feeling well at work, I had to finish up some papers. I was so out of it, I couldn't remember how to spell my name. I had to improvise by pronouncing each syllable of my name out loud. My boss now thinks I'm a dumbass. FML
Today, I failed a final presentation. My partner, who did none of the research, presented the entire project, talking over me and glaring when I spoke up. He denied everything and the professor didn't believe me. Now I have to retake this class with the same professor. FML
Today, I wanted to look clever during a work meeting, so I used a thesaurus to find a fancy word for “important.” I ended up calling a project "pivotal" but mispronounced it as "pee-votal" in front of everyone. FML
Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
Today, the VP of my company stopped by my desk to personally deliver praise on my recent performance. I watched in helpless horror as the noxious fart I had just released slapped him in the face. He was too polite to leave but gagged through his entire speech. If farts can kill careers... FML
Today, I had a lunch meeting with important people from my company. While drinking from my wine glass someone cracked a joke, causing me to snort a fountain of wine all over my lap, splashing the people next to me. The horrified look on my boss's face sitting opposite me said everything. FML
Today, while reading out loud in front of my entire class and teacher, I learned that I can't pronounce the word 'success'. It came out as 'sex', and when I tried to correct myself more slowly (multiple times), it came out 'sexsex'. FML
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icnburbbygrl 23
Ah yes, the state of ****** was founded in 1770
Thinkitthrough 23
Horrible partners... something most of us can relate to. unless you are the the bad partner in which case we hate you
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Comments (38)
umerin 32
Hope he didn't cause you to get a bad grade.
noah_1234 24
i really hope karma gets him bad, that was something important to you and he just screws you over!! im really sorry op
mb2_native 15
1, what would of caused a bad mark is if he yelled "F&$k her in the pu$&y" haha
icnburbbygrl 23
Ah yes, the state of ****** was founded in 1770
DocBastard 40
Commonwealth* Thanks, Wikipedia.
captainsmegma 12
And the capital is Dicksburg.
ohSNAPyall 27
* Dickmond.
noah_1234 24
actually the capital would be pleasure hole
Thinkitthrough 23
Horrible partners... something most of us can relate to. unless you are the the bad partner in which case we hate you
stargirl_95 24
I remember seeing a tweet that said something like "when I die I want my coffin to be lowered by the people I did projects with so they can let me down one last time". I think that's something we can all relate to
Mortoli 30
Reminds me of a project I did in English 12 grade. Had to draw and color Beowulf scenes. Me and my partner got the dragon scene. I drew he colored. The drawing was so bad ass. It was definitely my best drawing ever. Till he colored it. The dragon looked like Pete's dragon... I even drew the most epic kill shot with beowulfs friend. Lol had that dude jump off cliff to dragons head with sword going down. it was epic. But then. Pete's dragon was killed...
Mortoli 30
Those scenes were so hard to draw too. I'm a little upset my teach threw them away though. I would have kept them. But yeah. It was funny. And it took a lot of time drew a background with cave and I think I drew gold I don't remember. But it was amazing work. Might redraw it in future lol. If I can. I suck at drawing.
Mortoli 30
Other funny thing was only two groups drew real badass characters I think rest drew stick figures. Lol mine of course and another groups.
Thinkitthrough 23
The oldest ****** in existence
Googolman 29
May he expected a different type of "oral" report.
Googolman 29
Maybe**
sorryheadphones 26
And you'll never be partners with them again
chill99 15
He sure gave good oral to Virginia.
annie_nk 23
"No, don't correct him. Let's see how long he goes before he notices."
Gravenmuir 18
Well, Virginia IS for lovers...
pinkster2014 25
It might've been better if he did though...