Today, I found out I had three strands of pubic hair beside my nipple, so I decided to cut it off with a scissor since I'm going swimming tomorrow. In an attempt to cut off my third strand, I instead excised the cap of my left nipple. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML
Today, I was waxing my legs and somehow dropped an enormous dollop of hot wax on my naked crotch. I refused to yank it off, but still had to cut it off with scissors. So now I have a huge patch of pubic hair way shorter than the rest of it. It looks a right mess FML
Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML
Today, I nearly sliced my nipple off while shaving my chest and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a woman, my nipples are so hairy I have to shave them. FML
Today, I got a nipple piercing. My girlfriend thought I was pranking her with a fake piercing, because I wouldn’t be "daft enough" to get a real one, and she yanked it off, or rather through, my nipple. Yes, it cut my poor nip in half, and I now have two nipples where once I had only one. FML
Today, I stabbed myself in the nipple with scissors trying to cut an opening in the supposedly hands-free pumping bra I just bought. I breastfeed my 5-day-old. FML
Today, I got a haircut. I wanted three inches cut off. When the lady finished, she had cut off everything but three inches of my hair. FML
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I was shaving my left armpit when I cut myself badly. I wondered whether or not it would be safe to shave my right armpit, then reasoned that it couldn’t possibly happen twice. It did. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Are you homeschooled? You don't know what "pubic" means.
Bogrbon 27
I sure hope you don’t have “pubic” hair near your nipple. Either your nipple is located in a very odd location, or you would just brush it off because it came from somewhere or someone else...
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Comments (8)
Chazzster 32
Ouch! Painful and clumsy! OP, from now on use tweezers.
Bogrbon 27
I sure hope you don’t have “pubic” hair near your nipple. Either your nipple is located in a very odd location, or you would just brush it off because it came from somewhere or someone else...
mekiswrite 21
Any hair that is wiry and course and shows up AFTER puberty can be known as pubic hair. It's not limited to the genitals.
juggalo2 22
The dictionary disagrees with you.
raven_of_azarath 35
Pubic hair is hair that grows in the pubic region, near the pubic bone. Aka, your crotch.
RichardPencil 32
No, mekiswrite, you're thinking of "public" hair. It's an easy mistake to make!
RichardPencil 32
Are you homeschooled? You don't know what "pubic" means.
sarahcroy20 12
Wow! I don't even know where to begin. If its on your chest its not pubic hair. And you pluck them if you want them gone.
diraven 15
That's not a nipple
DarkAngelsBlade 25
Razors, tweezers, tape, why scissors?
princess_stabitty 20
If you are this clumsy, I'd say you did everything to deserve this.
peterblackmer91 12
If it's by your nipples then it's not pubic hair. Just saying.