Today, I realized that while I've been the same minuscule height for the past five years, my feet won't stop growing. I'm 5 foot and a size 12. I look like a clown. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
Today, I'm a 5ft2 guy and I was at the seamstress's getting some dressy pants shortened for a wedding this week. She got it to the right length, then told me, "Don't worry, you're still growing." My dad started laughing, and she stared at me as I told her that I'm 25. FML
Today, I went to get new shoes. I'm a pretty tall girl and I have proportional feet. I asked the cute guy who worked there for a size 9.5. He burst into laughter before putting on a shocked face and saying, "Oh wait... You're serious." Goodbye, self esteem. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML
Today, I've come to accept that I'll likely never be intimidating or taken seriously, because despite being 6'3" and 205 lbs, I have the face of a 12 year-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, I'm 4ft9 "tall" and I always have trouble reaching things that are high up. It's my birthday, and I got three footstools as gifts. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
Today, I found out that shirt sizes don't get longer, they get wider. Being 6ft4, every shirt I try on makes me look like a cheap stripper. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
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Wolfparable 22
Take advantage and try out for the hobbit films?
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Big socks.
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Comments (137)
RageWolf16 31
Big feet means you'll be tall. Just be patient, some guys grow until they're like 25
CoolCookie210 22
Wait - who the heck gave this a YDI?
dragoongirl90 34
I have the opposite pain. My feet stopped growing at size. You're probably going to get taller. And if not, at least your PSI on your feet will be uber light. My PSI on my tiny pegs is murder.
dragoongirl90 34
This was supposed to say "at size 2."
thatdudebrady 4
Filthy hobbitses
jus244 9
But but...I'm afraid of clowns :(
doodlesdork 7
My feet stopped growing in middle school. Im a size 6 1/2 womans. Or, 5 1/2 in the kids section, which isn't even as high as they go. Oh and i'm 5 foot 7... I kept growing for at least 5 years after my feet stopped.
shfs2010 4
Well maybe girls will look at your feet and think you have a huge schlong. Use it to your advantage. Good luck.
kitsune309 15
You're a hobbit!
cfett199 8
AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SIDESHOW BOB!!!!!!!!!
Kendrah18 19
But you're a guy? They say with big feet comes big..