Today, I realized that while I've been the same minuscule height for the past five years, my feet won't stop growing. I'm 5 foot and a size 12. I look like a clown. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
Today, I'm a 5ft2 guy and I was at the seamstress's getting some dressy pants shortened for a wedding this week. She got it to the right length, then told me, "Don't worry, you're still growing." My dad started laughing, and she stared at me as I told her that I'm 25. FML
Today, I went to get new shoes. I'm a pretty tall girl and I have proportional feet. I asked the cute guy who worked there for a size 9.5. He burst into laughter before putting on a shocked face and saying, "Oh wait... You're serious." Goodbye, self esteem. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML
Today, I've come to accept that I'll likely never be intimidating or taken seriously, because despite being 6'3" and 205 lbs, I have the face of a 12 year-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, I'm 4ft9 "tall" and I always have trouble reaching things that are high up. It's my birthday, and I got three footstools as gifts. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
Today, I found out that shirt sizes don't get longer, they get wider. Being 6ft4, every shirt I try on makes me look like a cheap stripper. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
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Wolfparable 22
Take advantage and try out for the hobbit films?
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Big socks.
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Comments (137)
CaptainRR 20
How does OP deserve this?
condor216 15
To all the people saying that they deserved it; how do they deserve something that they can't control? It's their body. Calm your **** people.
HeWillBeLoved105 22
I wish I knew how OP deserved it.
Divergentlover 10
It's ok op my feet are a 10 and they're still growing. I'm 5'3"
nitrog100 21
On the plus side, OP, you're one of the few people on the internet who can spell 'minuscule' properly.
Labarynth 2
I believe the term is "hobbit"
niome_fml 9
omg I have the same size! sometimes I wear a bigger size
pandalover69 26
Why does this have so many ydi's? This isn't his fault at all, it's genetics.
henrylikestreats 22
I don't understand how anybody could say YDI to this. Sorry, dude. That sucks.
mellib381 15
Is your dick still growing too?