Today, I realized that while I've been the same minuscule height for the past five years, my feet won't stop growing. I'm 5 foot and a size 12. I look like a clown. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
Today, I'm a 5ft2 guy and I was at the seamstress's getting some dressy pants shortened for a wedding this week. She got it to the right length, then told me, "Don't worry, you're still growing." My dad started laughing, and she stared at me as I told her that I'm 25. FML
Today, I went to get new shoes. I'm a pretty tall girl and I have proportional feet. I asked the cute guy who worked there for a size 9.5. He burst into laughter before putting on a shocked face and saying, "Oh wait... You're serious." Goodbye, self esteem. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML
Today, I've come to accept that I'll likely never be intimidating or taken seriously, because despite being 6'3" and 205 lbs, I have the face of a 12 year-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, I'm 4ft9 "tall" and I always have trouble reaching things that are high up. It's my birthday, and I got three footstools as gifts. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
Today, I found out that shirt sizes don't get longer, they get wider. Being 6ft4, every shirt I try on makes me look like a cheap stripper. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
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Wolfparable 22
Take advantage and try out for the hobbit films?
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Big socks.
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Comments (137)
inn0centaphid 19
I have foot size twelve, but I'm 5'11". FYL op
JustAGuy12 11
Maybe you will be a great swimmer :)
Thyla 2
Feet or hands that continue to grow can also be a symptom of Acromegaly. It may be worth consulting your doctor.
Pauline96_fml 20
You may want to see a doctor about that. It sounds like something may be stunting your growth
FreeRunn3r 12
that is funny, not for you for me.
Puffpie 24
I am 14, size 8, and only 5,2!
DenBriZel 31
Or a Hobbit xD
meaghansabella 4
My boyfriend is 6"2 and a size 14, im 5"2 and a size four in kids
GregFML 21
don't worry man, I'm 5'4 and a size 15
T1A2Z3 35
New career option?