Today, I realized that while I've been the same minuscule height for the past five years, my feet won't stop growing. I'm 5 foot and a size 12. I look like a clown. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
Today, I'm a 5ft2 guy and I was at the seamstress's getting some dressy pants shortened for a wedding this week. She got it to the right length, then told me, "Don't worry, you're still growing." My dad started laughing, and she stared at me as I told her that I'm 25. FML
Today, I went to get new shoes. I'm a pretty tall girl and I have proportional feet. I asked the cute guy who worked there for a size 9.5. He burst into laughter before putting on a shocked face and saying, "Oh wait... You're serious." Goodbye, self esteem. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML
Today, I've come to accept that I'll likely never be intimidating or taken seriously, because despite being 6'3" and 205 lbs, I have the face of a 12 year-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, I'm 4ft9 "tall" and I always have trouble reaching things that are high up. It's my birthday, and I got three footstools as gifts. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
Today, I found out that shirt sizes don't get longer, they get wider. Being 6ft4, every shirt I try on makes me look like a cheap stripper. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
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Wolfparable 22
Take advantage and try out for the hobbit films?
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Big socks.
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Comments (137)
monkgyatso 5
Your feet never stop growing.
neuronerd 29
My feet stopped growing before the rest of me did. I'm 5'10" and have size 7.5 (or men's 5.5) feet. Perhaps that's a reason I'm clumsy.
Livin_Like_Larry 29
I'm trying to figure out why all those people he deserves it. He can't control his body growth
quicksuper 14
Why are so many people saying YDI? He can't control his height and his feet, I feel the same way, OP, except I'm fairly tall but I have really small feet.
aylind 18
Truly, you might have some sort of Elephantiasis. I recommend getting some tests done. No person's body is THAT disproportionate without some sort of underlying condition. Unless of course you're still just a teenager and you just haven't hit your growth spurt yet. Either way, good luck!
xoamy906 25
Why does this have so many YDI votes..?
greatfirstdate 18
Maybe people didn't read carefully and think he's a size 12 for clothes?
EvilLittleMan 23
I feel for you OP but the writing of this FML has to be the Pulitzer of all FML stories.
liv421 2
but how old are you? bc if you're still in your teens, even if you're not growing now and its just your feet, you still probably will.. if not, then I don't know what to tell ya except I'm sorry haha
jleon3 4
Over 2000 people think he deserved it? Umm since when does someone deserve genetics?
zman64 9
I have the exact same thing. I'm about 5'7" and I'm a size 12. Idk how it happens but hopefully you keep growing
thes7274473 19
Idk why everyone says you deserved it, it's not like you can control that.