Today, I realized that while I've been the same minuscule height for the past five years, my feet won't stop growing. I'm 5 foot and a size 12. I look like a clown. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
Today, I'm a 5ft2 guy and I was at the seamstress's getting some dressy pants shortened for a wedding this week. She got it to the right length, then told me, "Don't worry, you're still growing." My dad started laughing, and she stared at me as I told her that I'm 25. FML
Today, I went to get new shoes. I'm a pretty tall girl and I have proportional feet. I asked the cute guy who worked there for a size 9.5. He burst into laughter before putting on a shocked face and saying, "Oh wait... You're serious." Goodbye, self esteem. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML
Today, I've come to accept that I'll likely never be intimidating or taken seriously, because despite being 6'3" and 205 lbs, I have the face of a 12 year-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, I'm 4ft9 "tall" and I always have trouble reaching things that are high up. It's my birthday, and I got three footstools as gifts. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
Today, I found out that shirt sizes don't get longer, they get wider. Being 6ft4, every shirt I try on makes me look like a cheap stripper. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
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Top comments
Wolfparable 22
Take advantage and try out for the hobbit films?
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Big socks.
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Comments (137)
BigSm3lly 9
The bigger the shoe, the bigger the sock, the bigger the sock, the bigger the ****.
sonshadsil94 15
Sora problems
ToxicTyrael 26
Why would anyone press YDI???? He didn't do anything for this.... FYL OP.
superspooky 13
I have big feet for my height too. I'm 5'4 and wear a size 9. It's okay, OP. Despite being short with big feet, you're probably still awesome.
gennyv 29
Why are people clicking YDI, it's not his fault
vzappula 2
Try swimming
nathanislegit 13
I'm a hobbit I have size 16 feet don't feel bad
nightwolf240 12
When I was in 6th grade I was 5'4 with size 14 feet ik the pain
tournamentdecide 33
Why are there so many YDIs?
PerfectDarkTails 8
also Sideshow Bob.