Today, I found my recent ex's dating app profile. All the photos are ones that I took of him. Glad I could help you get laid, buddy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML
Today, while deleting my ex-fiancée's account off my computer, I saved her pics. I found one of her with her now boyfriend in our bedroom. FML
Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML
Today, I was really happy because the guy I've been on a few dates with wanted to take pictures with me. I thought it'd meant that he really liked me, but it turns out he just wanted them so he could post them online and make his ex-girlfriend jealous. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been talking to online and sending certain pictures to is actually my ex's new boyfriend. He ended up telling me he'd just wanted to see how he compared to me down below because my ex refused to go into detail about it. FML
Today, my friend set up a profile for me on an adult dating site as a surprise. It was a surprise alright. The picture he set as my avatar was one of me stark naked, which I sent to my ex shortly before he dumped me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, my ex messaged me out of the blue saying she found my fiancée's Tinder profile. I told her there was no way it was true. It actually was. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I'd help clean out his ex-girlfriend's closet. I found their wedding photos. FML
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Marcella1016 32
So the lesson here is...always take shitty pictures of your girl/boyfriend? It’s funny I’m in a relationship and I joke about it all the time myself - like “Man we have some great pictures for our dating profiles if we ever break up!” and I probably get a pretend pout back and then we just laugh about it. It may sound unromantic as hell, but I’m generally pretty practical. And if we broke up, why not use the best pictures you have of yourself even if I took them? Go forth, live your life, and be happy! I’ll do the same. You, too! I’m sorry if the pics bring up bad memories for you and if it feels hurtful that he used pics where you’re just on the other side of the camera. But you’ll eventually move on too and find someone even better. Life goes on, and the longer you hold onto the past the harder it is to step into the future! 😄☀️😊
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RichardPencil 32
Well, obviously you weren't getting the job done. Taking pics to help him was the least you could do.
Marcella1016 32
So the lesson here is...always take shitty pictures of your girl/boyfriend? It’s funny I’m in a relationship and I joke about it all the time myself - like “Man we have some great pictures for our dating profiles if we ever break up!” and I probably get a pretend pout back and then we just laugh about it. It may sound unromantic as hell, but I’m generally pretty practical. And if we broke up, why not use the best pictures you have of yourself even if I took them? Go forth, live your life, and be happy! I’ll do the same. You, too! I’m sorry if the pics bring up bad memories for you and if it feels hurtful that he used pics where you’re just on the other side of the camera. But you’ll eventually move on too and find someone even better. Life goes on, and the longer you hold onto the past the harder it is to step into the future! 😄☀️😊