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Anonymous Waynesboro, United States

Today, I realized that while I've been the same minuscule height for the past five years, my feet won't stop growing. I'm 5 foot and a size 12. I look like a clown. FML

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Wolfparable 22

Take advantage and try out for the hobbit films?

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kpohil 13

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

6 foot size 17. u have tiny feet

KK3137 31

OP is also 5 foot tall, so proportionally the feet aren't all that tiny..

SkittlesGoRawr 19

OP doesn't have tiny feet, I'm 5'3 and wear a size 7 in women's/5 in men's.

FemskyD 26

Atleast you wont need to tie tennisrackets under your feet when hell breaks loose!!

Fern_Gully 20

Attempt to embrace it and perhaps try out for a swim team? Give those things a chance (:

countryb_cth 38

You won't even have to buy flippers! Sorry, I saw a chance and took it, I hope you have a good sense of humor OP

wyverntail 15

Actually, I don't think they'd let op on the swim team. They might consider oversized feet as too much as an advantage. My boyfriend was told his feet were an advantage because 2 of his toes are slightly webbed

greekk 21

They reject you for big feet? all swimmers have massive feet (well the fastest ones, cause flippers? ) and size 12 isn't exactly big it is compared to 5ft tall but swimmers are like size 17. your advantage thing you said is the silliest thing I've read on for cause I think you were serious ...

Kielnmsoftly 26

Why the **** are there more ydi than fyl on this? Thanks Obama.

Exodiafinder687 58

It seems like lately there has been a surge of people mass voting YDI even if the FML is not the OP's fault. I think it might be people going for the badges. That or it might just be trolls.

Fern_Gully 20

And you should never feed the trolls...

Colecto_fml 26

I think people aren't reading the word 'feet' and think OP's complaining about weight

jennilis 0

Thats the mistake I made, so I hit FYL to try balance it out when I realised my error

Violord 13

Maybe you're a hobbit.

iRambo 12

Any relations to Hobbits?

ArtemisRwill 22

That really sucks OP. I have a similar problem and I'm a girl. It does get better, trust me. And for all of you saying YDI, you can go suck donkey hooves.

Kaygirl2013 13

" Go suck on donkey hooves", never heard that one before. I like it though, good one.

tinggo 5

My brother has size 13 ...he's 12

ThePandoricaOpen 18

Since he's a boy, that's the equivalent of a size 10-10 1/2 in Womens. Mens shoes are sized differently than womans.

ThePandoricaOpen 18

I realized that, after i commented, thanks..

Enslaved 38

Check to see if you have problems with your pituitary gland. That's a sign of it.

BlondePsycho 43

I was going to say, that sounds like a legit health concern

Dynosaur_dollie 38

Funny someone else above suggested the same thing but with the actual name of the condition and was thumb down quickly. I do agree though it is something op should check with his doctor.

Fern_Gully 20

People usually thumb down what they don't understand. They probably thought it was just a random word someone threw out.

Nestre 4

#39 Or he could be celiac and eating gluten, because it produces those symptoms, too. There's a fad about gluten-free food but we must remember it's a real illness.

bsums203 13

Hey, look on the bright side. Your balance should be impeccable, it makes you a better swimmer, probably can kick harder, etc.