Today, I realized that while I've been the same minuscule height for the past five years, my feet won't stop growing. I'm 5 foot and a size 12. I look like a clown. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed that I've gained so much weight that even my feet have stretch marks. FML
Today, I'm a 5ft2 guy and I was at the seamstress's getting some dressy pants shortened for a wedding this week. She got it to the right length, then told me, "Don't worry, you're still growing." My dad started laughing, and she stared at me as I told her that I'm 25. FML
Today, I went to get new shoes. I'm a pretty tall girl and I have proportional feet. I asked the cute guy who worked there for a size 9.5. He burst into laughter before putting on a shocked face and saying, "Oh wait... You're serious." Goodbye, self esteem. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML
Today, I've come to accept that I'll likely never be intimidating or taken seriously, because despite being 6'3" and 205 lbs, I have the face of a 12 year-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, I'm 4ft9 "tall" and I always have trouble reaching things that are high up. It's my birthday, and I got three footstools as gifts. FML
Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML
Today, I found out that shirt sizes don't get longer, they get wider. Being 6ft4, every shirt I try on makes me look like a cheap stripper. FML
Today, I'm a 23 year-old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML
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Wolfparable 22
Take advantage and try out for the hobbit films?
ElmoSaysSquishy 28
Big socks.
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Comments (137)
thejonac 21
what's so bad about that? you've definitely got better stability when standinng on the bus compared to others
sabrinalynn22 19
Can someone please explain how there are more ydi votes than fml?
Brad31_fml 21
I don't know why this has so many YDIs...
Dynosaur_dollie 38
Sometimes people accidentally hit the wrong button on the mobile app... I did that. It's definitely an FYL.
jennilis 0
I misread the FML and I accidentally his you deserve it. Sorry man :( this sucks
xxreikoxx 31
I'm confused as to why this is receiving so many "YDI's." Poor OP can't control their growth rate. I'm sorry, OP. That's got to be quite frustrating. :(
JBABBM 8
Do you live in the Shire?
NobodyGay 16
Are you looking for a job assclown?
Mauskau 36
I'm 4"11 and borrowed a pair of size 6 shoes at school once. Only three sizes bigger but I felt like a clown, I'm so sorry for you. You're male though, so it's not as bad.
Setareh23 34
I'm pretty sure having clown feet is just as bad/embarrassing for boys as it is for girls...
trippyturts 7
now you can rry to get a role in the next Happy Feet movie
EbyKat 16
If you haven't already have your doctor check you for Celiac disease. It can destroy your intestinal lining which prevents you from getting the kind of nutrients you need to do things like grow tall. It may not be your issue but it is important to check out just in case.
xxreikoxx 31
That has zero to do with his feet growing more than he is. Not growing doesn't mean you're at risk for celiac disease. =_=
cccook1547 14
Maybe if you'd do your research you'd learn that "Growth failure and/or pubertal delay in later childhood can occur even without obvious bowel symptoms or severe malnutrition. Evaluation of growth failure often includes coeliac screening"
xxreikoxx 31
Instead of making assumptions about why OP hasn't been growing, we could always wait for a follow-up. Did you actually research the percentage of said risk too, or did you conveniently forget about that?