Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said, "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was, "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML
Today, my girlfriend met my brother who, despite being 10 years older, is taller, smarter, slimmer, richer, more handsome, and just objectively better in every way. He always has been. An hour ago, she broke up with me. Meeting my brother convinced her she'd settled for me and could do better with almost anyone else. FML
Today, I told the man I'm sleeping with that I thought my sister was prettier than me. His response : "Not significantly." FML
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
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Top comments
nmillamane 0
sucks. find his brother haha.
tencentsakiss 19
wow. just wow. I'm glad I don't have a sister.
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Comments (256)
jerm1027 2
i want to meet your sister. ;)
aaLeejandra 0
it had happend to me
Asstazztic 8
You guys don't go to the cool abercrombie and fitch here in Cali
EukynaD 0
such a guy ain't worth u lovin. he goes for looks which means no matter hw gd u are, he will nv appreciate u
gomerturd 1
try being more attractive or you're gonna have to start doing freakier things in the bedroom
DaylightDiesInNJ 0
Genetics are Gods way of leveling the playing field.
jace17 5
thanks 117 so, I need a computer to upload a photo damn
kizha4 0
ur like the sister of one of the pretty little liar girls!!! hahaha
te_amo_ily 0
hahah I agree with 162 that's exactly what I thought , and ambercrombie is amazing !
melonsmasherrr 0
dick.