Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said, "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was, "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML
Today, my girlfriend met my brother who, despite being 10 years older, is taller, smarter, slimmer, richer, more handsome, and just objectively better in every way. He always has been. An hour ago, she broke up with me. Meeting my brother convinced her she'd settled for me and could do better with almost anyone else. FML
Today, I told the man I'm sleeping with that I thought my sister was prettier than me. His response : "Not significantly." FML
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
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Top comments
nmillamane 0
sucks. find his brother haha.
tencentsakiss 19
wow. just wow. I'm glad I don't have a sister.
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Comments (256)
SpreadItOn 0
I'm suprised no one told the OP to suck it up and see if he'll date both of you... I guarantee he'll say yes unless your really nasty...
ijrnelson 0
YDI for not keeping her a secret... very unwise :p
Gummybears4life 0
He's obviously stupid. And OP didn't say anything about being ugly, she said her sister is MORE attractive. You people who are commenting on here saying OP is ugly are morons. Since her bf is a vain jack off, I'm sure OP is very attractive. But I just want to know if your sister would really do that to you?
haggymypants 3
1 word-dooshe
Purplebubblez 0
#10, maybe we wouldn't have to complain so much if *most* men, (Notice how I'm saying most, not all, here, easily angered people), weren't so interested in only attractive things. Pigs need to learn, but never can. Poor SOAB. I completely understand her. She shouldn't have tried to hide her own sister, that's a dumbass thing to do, especially because of your said "Mate".
Nukey 2
I'm still going to be offended by this! Rawr! No, I kid, I don't care about your generalized opinion, but I will point out that most women also like attractive things. Or rich things. kthnxbai.
ElMundio87 0
So? Just get over it, geez
drunkin21 0
haaha!! shouldn't have been the ugly one YDI OP ;b
frknnnheather 0
Alright, guys stop being so mean. Obviously she's not THAT ugly if the dude dated her in the forst place, and honestly, we know how guys are. Maybe her sister's a *****
TYPiCALNiCOLE69 0
ahah , sucks for you OP. but if your sister would do anything with him , that makes her a ***** & a bad sister :] yipee.
Fireball01 0
ydi for having a hot sister.