Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said, "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was, "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML
Today, my girlfriend met my brother who, despite being 10 years older, is taller, smarter, slimmer, richer, more handsome, and just objectively better in every way. He always has been. An hour ago, she broke up with me. Meeting my brother convinced her she'd settled for me and could do better with almost anyone else. FML
Today, I told the man I'm sleeping with that I thought my sister was prettier than me. His response : "Not significantly." FML
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
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Top comments
nmillamane 0
sucks. find his brother haha.
tencentsakiss 19
wow. just wow. I'm glad I don't have a sister.
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Comments (256)
starDragon_fml 0
don't sweat it sexy yourself up short skirt high hills- do a little bending over for him when he has his heart back on for up dump him for one of his family members. don't sale yourself short I am sure u can be prettier then your sister of u work at it.
EvaMoon 0
Don't try to be prettier, just be yourself and find someone that's worth it! He obviously isn't. And your sister is well mean >=(
AitsAce21 0
go screw his hot brother or his hot sister if he doesn't have a brother
RedRiot 0
15 is a shallow ass hole, I don't understand guys you know it's going to back fire when your older, and OP don't worry just wait till you find someone who actually loves you.
mellymel31689 0
does he have a hot brother or cousin? lol
Anthony101193 0
to 22. **** you.
ksv101 3
249-that panda is awesome
rent_hearts_love 0
He never said that he loved you like that. But that sucks anyway. Sorry he is a jerk and you deserve better. Vote 4 Shane Dawson in the Teen Choice Awards!!!
spyketea 0
Treadmill
baseball6917 8
damn 98 you got a sister that looks like you? wow...great family genes
chellabella856 0
reading these fmls make me want to dump my bf :/