Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I noticed my 35 year-old boyfriend is starting to take an interest in my 19 year-old sister. They increasingly spend time together and he talks about her all the time like a little boy in love. When I discussed boundaries, he had a fit about how he can have friends and abruptly ended our 4 year relationship. FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
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Vanessa_Leeann26 17
Yikes! You need to run as far as possible from your man op!
karlcolt45 19
whoa just whoa. swerve
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Comments (194)
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
Yikes! You need to run as far as possible from your man op!
LaughinStock 16
Somehow I'm hoping that this was his only way to get out of the relationship without all the explaining. Than again... :-/ no bueno man no bueno.
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
I agree... Her ex needs some serious therapy if this "story" he's spinning has a grain of truth to it.
LittlestPrincess 21
or he means that he sees the OP as his sister rather than his girlfriend...
JBChristian 47
Infatuated!!! There's no more than Eros and Philéo Love here, it's not the real deal my friends.
ApollosMyth 22
1- I don't think she needs to run if he is breaking up with her. O.o
Somefruits 24
If anything his sister should be the one running away.
chlorinegreen 27
I'm kind of wondering if he's in love with his step-sister or something? Maybe they didn't grow up together and the parents just recently got married. Though it's really creepy it happens.
bwhahaha_fml 10
I think someone has been watching to much anime
kristabelli 19
129 I wondered the same thing. Otherwise why would he admit it???
therealafroninga 10
Wincest.
Lindz2817 10
I was thinking that, too.
amd1314a 8
Incest much?
Isuckatthis 18
Ouch...
Damian95 16
Incest is NOT the best.
SamanthaCassieL 10
The Lanister twins pull it off.... Lol!
squishycat 6
Yeah, but look at Joffrey!!! Yikes!!!
mysterion115 14
Run
karlcolt45 19
whoa just whoa. swerve
dancinwookie 21
Swerve?!?! **** that! U-turn!
jenniferlynn0575 6
incest at its best.
beckilynn77_fml 8
A game the whole family can play...
j_cat187 20
No, that would be the game of "Buttplug". A game licensed by Hasbro.
waffule365 16
Wincest!
rg350dx 29
A game brought to you by George R.R. Martin.
lambda_fml 40
A game of...Thrones.
averagelyawesome 5
Came here for this comment.
Fluffydemise 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Is the sister cute? Maybe you guys could get a threeway going, get it out of his system so to speak.
namyo 13
That is disgusting. I hope you're joking
CharresBarkrey 16
I'm sure they'll come back and reply saying it was sarcastic, as all commenters do when their comment goes awry. But this... This is just gross. And doesn't sound like sarcasm.
abirdgotshot 13
Eew, incest. Burn it before it reproduces.
Fluffydemise 18
Lighten up, moral brigade.
Fluffydemise 18
This is Fml, how two of you at least took my comment seriously is...brilliant. Especially you #39, you brought a smile to my face.
ansleyyelizabeth 12
Ewh. Just ewh.
mn_shr 22
Eww man. Gross.
htownpostman 16
No, 39 called it right..
Ukeee_X 19
Get yourself outta that situation, it can't get any better (for you.) good luck!
ForeverAloneGal 23
Incest is not the best but, it is relative.
Ameel_fml 19
That's creepy. Not only the fact that he has a crush on his sister, but also the fact he is willing to break up with his girlfriend because he believes he has a chance with said sister. Ew.
thewaterbear 10
He may have broken up with her because he didn't want to deceive the girl by continuing the relationship when he has feelings for someone else--even if it is his sister.
GrinchFu1 27
I think this guy is full of it... Maybe just trying to scare you away. Tell him to prove that shit!
bamagrl410 31
While it's a really gross thought, I can't help but wonder if maybe he was just trying to find a way to get her to break up with him so he doesn't look like the bad guy in the breakup.
GrinchFu1 27
I think that's exactly what's going on!
BlueFlatts 20
I'd rather look like the bad guy (obviously). This is just too far, and I doubt there is anyway to prove it because something tells me the sister won't play along. I also feel sorry for the sister if this gets out.
tararochelle 18
Ya but saying something that disgusting, you're taking risk that OP tells people. That gossip would spread like wildfire.
IamBunghole 9
Be careful what you wish wish for :l
rangerPat 12
69: OP just told the Internet..... So I'd say its already gotten out.
kyu_Q 19
No. It's still anonymous while on here. Facebook is another matter all together.
tararochelle 18
105- ya... So why would he say that to her just to get her to dump him. And, FML isn't exactly high school. We don't know him. If she tells people around him, is what I meant. Sorry that wasn't obvious enough before.
thewaterbear 10
I really wouldn't want to see his "proof" of being in love with his sister, haha...