Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said, "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was, "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML
Today, my girlfriend met my brother who, despite being 10 years older, is taller, smarter, slimmer, richer, more handsome, and just objectively better in every way. He always has been. An hour ago, she broke up with me. Meeting my brother convinced her she'd settled for me and could do better with almost anyone else. FML
Today, I told the man I'm sleeping with that I thought my sister was prettier than me. His response : "Not significantly." FML
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
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nmillamane 0
sucks. find his brother haha.
tencentsakiss 19
wow. just wow. I'm glad I don't have a sister.
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Comments (256)
Clevelandgirl44 0
You deserve better OP, no matter how you look, no guy has the right to treat you like that. Sorry FYL.
eduardosuritalov 0
Awwwh that douchebag!!:'(
cchevy 0
well ya...
ATL_chris 6
ydi it for having a sister
Samko_chan 5
OP is a true writer. LOL FYL
WyKeD 0
HILARIOUS!!!!!! I'll take 2!!! lololol
Nukey 2
#227: Five years isn't exactly a long time compared to how long some people have been married, so I don't consider that a substantial achievement. That being said, I believe that even a relationship that has lasted 20 years rarely maintains the same level of affection that generally drives a statement like "I'll love you forever". What I'm saying is that the chances of someone finding happiness in their relationships is greater when they get over the notion that anyone will truly love them forever, because over time, I will bet money that even you and your significant other will begin to resent each other more than anything else. SURE maybe you two can be mature and work out all of your little problems, but ultimately, you will probably not feel quite the same way and will likely desire someone else in your life, even if you don't act out on that. It's human nature.
davek 36
Pics of hot sister please so we can judge this one.
terror_twins 0
Tell him to get the **** out?
godlydrmmr 0
aha, hahhaha