haha Raleigh I thought you were going to say white people instead of friends, lol Dave chappelle skit. "I thought yous were all friends baby, what happen?" "well I fell asleep at his house right, cuz we was drinking, and I fell asleep, and while I was sleppin.... i'm just gonna kill that motha fucka, that's all you need to know... and **** carrots"
Raleigh_bruh 7
Lmao I get the reference, that stand up show he did was amazing. :P
ChelseaXD 0
this comment has nothing to do with the Fml. but #2 your cutee:)
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ArtIsResistance7 1
Sounds like a good trip to me. I'm sure poison ivy is around somewhere to stuff in their privates. Revenge is sweet.
Asstazztic 8
At least u didn't wake up naked with your hand glued to your ****
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ArtIsResistance7 1
Sounds like a good trip to me. I'm sure poison ivy is around somewhere to stuff in their privates. Revenge is sweet.
supergirl69_fml 0
oooo harsh
Asstazztic 8
At least u didn't wake up naked with your hand glued to your ****
Raleigh_bruh 7
Lol, Asstazztic. One of the reasons I will never fall asleep around any of my friends..
LoneliestxHobo 0
haha Raleigh I thought you were going to say white people instead of friends, lol Dave chappelle skit. "I thought yous were all friends baby, what happen?" "well I fell asleep at his house right, cuz we was drinking, and I fell asleep, and while I was sleppin.... i'm just gonna kill that motha fucka, that's all you need to know... and **** carrots"
Raleigh_bruh 7
Lmao I get the reference, that stand up show he did was amazing. :P
ChelseaXD 0
this comment has nothing to do with the Fml. but #2 your cutee:)
Pugs_not_drugs 9
angry woodland animals work too
RawrzItsDevy93 11
That would've made for a way better FML
bambam837 2
hahaha that blows
omgtacos 0
speaking of blows your mom is pretty good at that.
mmaverick 0
better than snow skiing
supergirl69_fml 0
doh!
supergirl69_fml 0
lol idk y but I pictured homer Simpson saying doh! for this fml..
laurenxoxo97 0
atleast it's not syrup
PenguinBitch 44
I would prefer it to be syrup, that way. it'll be easier and sweeter to lick off.
samanthadude 0
I agree with 5, I paint my male cousin's nails bright pink when he's sleeping and he gets me back by drawing on my face while I'm sleeping. :P
youthink_fml 0
Sounds like you probably got drunk or you would have woken up when they did it. YDI.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
No, some people are really heavy sleepers. When I fall asleep, I'm dead to the world til morning.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Yeah my sister is the same way, I could do that too her in her sleep. Still funny though, I think the OP is taking it too harshly, though, its a joke.
kylehunter 0
wow I have to try that
imma_be_fml 0
**** u
kylehunter 0
what?
omgtacos 0
wow shut the **** up! who cares if you moderated it? at least another 1000 people moderated it too... OP just get them back
omgtacos 0
did my comment get moved?
omgtacos 0
never mind FML is messed up again