Today, I had a "nightmare" where I found out I had more homework than I originally realized, and spent the entire dream doing homework. There is no escape. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my laziness reached an all-time high. I had a dream that I was at school and had spilled all the contents of my backpack onto the floor. I then purposely shook myself out of my sleep to avoid cleaning up the mess in my dream. FML
Today, I woke up knowing I'd done all my homework, so I'd have the day free. My dad calls me into his room to tell me that I have 3 outstanding exam papers to hand in this week. It was summer homework, set by my school's online learning website that I didn’t know it existed. FML
Today, I'm doing homework but still can't submit it, mainly due to the homework being bombarded more than three times during the week, from eight subjects, all due in three days. I sleep barely two hours a day, still not finishing the work and getting shitty exam marks. I wonder when this cycle of work will end… FML
Today, I was prioritizing my extreme amount of homework. I read over the front page of my psychology paper seeing that it was pretty easy questions, I decided to do it last. Little did I know there was a 8 page essay on the back of the page. It's 12:19 am. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was having a panic attack. When I woke up, I was actually having a panic attack. Double the fun. FML
Today, I had a beautiful dream. I dreamed that I somehow got into Stanford University, but in class I couldn't keep up with them. In reality, I'm terrible at school. FML
Today, I took a nap before work. I had a harrowing nightmare in which I was chased by a murderer and the ghosts of his victims at my job. I then woke up to go to work, where I work the night shift, completely alone. FML
Today, the nerves for my finals got so bad that I started stress-cleaning in my dream. FML
Today, I started dreaming about being at work. I already work more hours a week than I requested, and I live right across from my work and can see it out my window. I can never leave. FML
Today, my professor cancelled class so I turned off my alarm. When I woke up, I checked my email again. There was no email from my professor. It was a dream. FML
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AmbrosiaFan 19
LOL... Those dreams suck. I had one where, after actually working a 12 hour shift, I went home and went to sleep. In my dreams, I worked another 12 hours that was a very bad day. Then my alarm woke me up. I was so thoroughly drained...
TheGestalt97 12
Those dreams are HORRIBLE! I just graduated college and I’m having a lot of them. I used to have a recurring dream before every college semester that I’d just completely forget about one of my classes and neglect it for the entire semester. It was always the worst and I’d wake up shaking.
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Comments (5)
RichardPencil 32
Even worse, you did the wrong problems! Aieeeeeeee!
oGxFoopFoop 15
Every time I see you comment I have hope it’ll be insightful but I’m always wrong
RichardPencil 32
You hope to find insight here? Hahahaha!!! I'm just screwing around here. And the others just give predictable and trite advice.
AmbrosiaFan 19
LOL... Those dreams suck. I had one where, after actually working a 12 hour shift, I went home and went to sleep. In my dreams, I worked another 12 hours that was a very bad day. Then my alarm woke me up. I was so thoroughly drained...
Inkoseh 33
My husband has been out of school for over 12 years. He still wakes up in a cold sweat thinking he missed some sort of homework due date. It never really goes away, and if it does it switches to work projects instead...
Jonkbaby 23
I would still get those dreams until I went back to school in my mid 30s
TheGestalt97 12
Those dreams are HORRIBLE! I just graduated college and I’m having a lot of them. I used to have a recurring dream before every college semester that I’d just completely forget about one of my classes and neglect it for the entire semester. It was always the worst and I’d wake up shaking.