Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said, "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was, "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, my boyfriend wrote me a long poem that ended with, "Please don't get another mister / I regret I screwed your sister". FML
Today, my girlfriend met my brother who, despite being 10 years older, is taller, smarter, slimmer, richer, more handsome, and just objectively better in every way. He always has been. An hour ago, she broke up with me. Meeting my brother convinced her she'd settled for me and could do better with almost anyone else. FML
Today, I told the man I'm sleeping with that I thought my sister was prettier than me. His response : "Not significantly." FML
Today, my younger sister stopped talking to me. I got engaged to my boyfriend of 4 years and apparently, she's been in love with him since she met him. Through me. She's 12. FML
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nmillamane 0
sucks. find his brother haha.
tencentsakiss 19
wow. just wow. I'm glad I don't have a sister.
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Comments (256)
GiRIsMakingCupca 0
tht sux!:(
jace17 5
this is off topic, but how do you upload a picture?
nerdsgetmehot 23
#107 Click on "Edit", which is right next to "My profile." Click "Browse" to find a picture on your computer, then "Edit my profile."
HuniieB 0
Ouch! Thats got to hurt!
thatsrugged 2
YDI for letting yourself go. Oh and its your parents fault too for wasting all the good **** on your sister!!
yoitssabrina 0
break up with the pig! if your sister showed any interest in him knowing the way you felt about him...then fyl,cause thats just cruel.
selenagirl_fml 0
haha but does your sis like him too?? wow your boyfriend was mean...
selenagirl_fml 0
besides he wasn't worth it... he's one of those men who go fast lol
skyeyez9 25
Kids are exhausting to care for but its rewarding! You see yours and your husband's physical traits in them. When they get older, Seeing the look on their faces Christmas morning, taking them fishing, teaching them how to ride their bike. You kinda get to relive your childhood thru them and remember what those things were like for you at that age.
aliibaibii 0
Uhhm. Wrong FML, I presume??
thatsrugged 2
its obvious with all the posts from girls for this FML that they are not understanding the hilarity of OP's situation! i will give her a 12 3 approach to getting revenge- 1) Lose weight (( Guys will go for the skinnier girl always)) 2) Sleep with your i assume ex-bf's best friend 3) punch your sister in the ******! And that my dear OP is how you get revenge
aardvarkish 17
Consider yourself a martyr who took one for the team.