xyz
Ireland
Today, I told the man I'm sleeping with that I thought my sister was prettier than me. His response : "Not significantly." FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Alexea Luton
The eye of the beholder
Today, my boyfriend compared me to an unattractive actress. When I said it was sort of messed up to say that to me since she's not pretty, he said, "She's not as bad as you." FML
Crumpet
Canada
Today, I realized that when my boyfriend said, "I'll love you forever" what he really meant was, "I'll love you until I meet your significantly more attractive sister." FML
bambam
League City, United States
Today, me and the guy I was dating ran into my sister at the mall. He took one look at her and mumbled, "Great, I chose the ugly one" under his breath. FML
For
United States
Today, I asked my husband if he thought I was pretty. He replied "compared to what?" He was serious. FML
Some Girl
United States
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML
Anonymous
Red Deer, Canada
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
blueheron93
Germany
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
Grossed out
United States
You're weird, dude
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Duckie W
United States
Today, I was complaining to my sister about how jealous I was of her looks. Her response was "Sometimes it's okay to be the ugly sister. Like, you have less of a chance of getting raped." FML
disappoint
United States
Today, my sister's boyfriend said the only thing he'd change about her was her last name. My boyfriend told me he'd change the shape of my nose. FML
Top comments
Haelous 0
Deserved. Asking loaded questions makes you seem like a douchecanoe. They're a red flag to guys.
MrSaturn 0
Awww he didn't validate you?
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Comments (30)
whatwhat 0
At least that means he's not just into you for your looks.
HanBroman 20
How does it? they're sleeping together, not dating. The only thing he'd be there for apart from her looks is how good she is in bed, or the fact that he can't do any better
MrSaturn 0
Awww he didn't validate you?
Haelous 0
Deserved. Asking loaded questions makes you seem like a douchecanoe. They're a red flag to guys.
lolfood 24
Lmfao, "douchecanoe"
NicollieOlliO 0
I think it is completely deserved! It's fishing for compliments
valos 0
at least hes honest ....
greenman_fml 0
yea... would you rather him lie? now you know he'll be straight with you; so if he bangs your sister at least he'll tell you if you ask
Speech_fml 0
I'm with #5
Matisse_fml 0
Translation: Your sister is prettier than you are, but he met you first / isn't good-looking enough to get with her. Bottom line is that he's into YOU. Not her.
threer 30
Or maybe he likes her personality or cares less about looks than you? Looks aren't everything.
chalz 0
Never ask someone that question unless you're prepared for the truth.
Bedtimes 0
Agreed with #5
l33tm0nk3y 0
This strikes me as the guy actually not thinking your sister is prettier at all, but trying not to disagree with you. It could very well be that he thinks you're the more attractive one by far, but he just doesn't want to disagree. And frankly, it really doesn't matter if he thinks your sister is prettier. I will admit plainly that there are plenty of girls who are more attractive than my ex (whom I still have feelings for), and would have admitted this even when we were dating. But honestly, that doesn't make a difference - I would take her over any of them any day. If he's interested in you for more than mere looks, it doesn't matter. If he is only interested in you for your looks, you're better off without him - even if he does think you're the prettiest.