Today, I went our school's football game against their rival team. Before the games started, I got my school's logo painted on my face. After nearly 5 hours of watching the game, I went home to wash the paint off my face, only to find the logo had been sunburned onto my face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my daughter and I went to the carnival and had our faces painted. When we returned home hours later, I realized I have a deep sunburn all around my face, except for the skin under the paint in the shape of a gecko. FML
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
Today, I had to dress up as the school mascot for a big game. The costume was incredibly hot, and I ended up fainting on the field. When I came to, I was surrounded by worried kids and my head was in the lap of the opposing team's mascot, who was trying to give me CPR. FML
Today, I'm the coach of a football team. To celebrate winning a game, they poured a cooler of blue Gatorade over my head. This would've been great, if not for the fact that I'm highly allergic to blue food dye. FML
Today, I had a soccer game. A player from the other team hit me in the face. In the next half, she was the goalie and I was determined to score on her. When I finally got my chance to, everyone cheered, until I kicked the ball into the goal post and it bounced back and hit me in the face. FML
Today, I played a volleyball game at my school. Not only did I miss the winning point, the ball hit my face in the process, which resulted in popping a big fat zit on my nose. FML
Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML
Today, my high school decided to practice graduation outside for 4 hours instead of inside, as well as serve lunch outside. Now everybody, including myself, is going to be sunburnt in their graduation pictures, because we were told practice was inside. FML
Today, I got a spray tan for homecoming. While I was dancing, I got really sweaty and the spray tan rubbed off on the guy's white tux. FML
Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
At least it wasn't a giant penis... or a shutter shade sunburn... Shutter shades are ******* atrocious.
Magicalyn 0
Ouch that sucks I've had weird sunscreen lines before but never a logo Burn the rest of your face to match?
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Magicalyn 0
Ouch that sucks I've had weird sunscreen lines before but never a logo Burn the rest of your face to match?
bugmenotmofo 34
FENELON FALLS SECONDARY SCHOOL 66 Lindsay St., Fenelon Falls, Ont., Canada K0M 1N0 Phone: 705 887 2018 Fax: 705 887 9588 A simple google search of the logo tells us where you go to school. Internet safety. Use it
hellohello9 0
do you plan to rob her now that you know what school she goes to? common sense. use it.
DanielKrick 0
lol you're a ****** loser
romaunts 0
She's an anonymous person that goes to FFSS. We now know what school that is. Now we can find her, I guess? Just because we know what school she goes to? You're dumb. Don't abuse it.
bubbarific 0
well i guess u cud always look 4 the girl with the logo sunburned on her face
doggylover27 0
hahaha that was just what i wanted to say =] lol xD haha wow you loser, you actually spent your time searching up the logo, copying it, pasting it onto FML, and then decided that it would be internet safety to give these retarded pervs a good way to find little high school girls? WOW, YOU SURE ARE SMART MISTER! not. wtf. COMMON SENSE YOU IDIOT, use it.
JustSoLost 8
@ # 33 Wow. And your so cool for searching her school logo. Who does that ? Speaking of internet safety, since you were to mention it...why post her school address when YOU were the one telling her not to in the first place. Think again dude, YOU'RE not as smart as you think you are.
mylifeisfedddddd 0
actually we can the girls with ffss sun burned into her face!
Card_Games 0
epic, so epic
wooters 1
I almost pissed myself laughing at this xD
danyfuckinheatle 0
school spirit
jackal181 7
How could you be that excited for a school game? I mean I love sports but non-professional games are just awful 99% of the time....
katiedoll6 7
Haha that happend to my friend she has glasses and got burt she had the shape of her glasses on her face now it is soooooooo funny
tournamentdecide 33
School pride. And there are some good teams that aren't professional.
zefronke8 25
#1 no the logo was the only place that wasn't sunburned
Intoxicunt 6
It's better than that god-awful playboy bunny.
max_wilder 9
Wow this is which a tragedy
allmidnighteyes 11
At least it wasn't a giant penis... or a shutter shade sunburn... Shutter shades are ******* atrocious.
ireply_w_lyrics 0
Shutter shades look great, but only when im wearin them. Though i havent actually ever worn any :P
Intoxicunt 6
I agree with #3. Ew.
allmidnighteyes 11
I agree with #12
Intoxicunt 6
I agree with #14.
wingedspiritus 0
I agree with #15- Wait, shutter shades? o:
superstephen4 5
i agree with 16
fball913 0
you agree w/ your own comment? sad...?
paivarotti 0
that is ******* funny. post pics asap.
metonymy 0
Did your school's team win, at least? Either way you'd still look like a loser with that sunburn, though.
justanotheruser 0
Either way you'd still look like a loser with that comment, though.
b182link 0
either way, you are still a douche
tournamentdecide 33
Either way, you are all rude.
Ninjaface 0
You got burned!!!
ceedog76 0
haha thats great. same thing happened to me freshmen year. were the bears so me and some guys painted the letters on our chests to spell it out and i ended up with a huge E burnt on my chest. it was there practicly the whole year. that sucks its on your face though
Distantly23 0
At least you'll look like a hardcore school team supporter for the next few days :P
22jrdn55 15
I wonder what your schools name is, is it ******* Fake Secondary School?
EMR_fml 0
5 hour football game? How many overtimes were there?
Izabushel 65
I was wondering that myself.
tournamentdecide 33
Maybe it was a tournament