buhknee
United States
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
KillMeNow
United States
Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
IB6UB9
United States
Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML
team hit bella with a car
Odenton, United States
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Anonymous
Artistic licence
Today, after spending at least 4 hours drawing a realistic shadow of a vampire for a picture contest, I finally remembered that vampires aren't supposed to produce shadows. FML
Hmmmm
Cleveland, United States
Today, I was made aware that my teenage son used "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter" as a reference point in a class debate as if it was a biopic. Oh dear. FML
Anonymous
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
chapstick
San Dimas, United States
Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML
miss tomato
United States
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
anaph0re
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
France
Dark times
Today, it was good fun getting a nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would've been better if I hadn't forgotten my Demak'up. Even better if I could've avoided the crazy glances in the bus home. FML
nyaahaha
United States
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
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Squadoosh 0
Lol, yeah. Our generation is in love with gay vampires.
werzal 5
So technically "F*CK OUR LIFE" ... Thats so awful...
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Seti_fml 0
I despise Twilight... if you want to watch a good vampire story go watch Buffy/Angel it's got vampires, werewolves, and *gasp* good writing.
caitlinmc14 1
Gee, great FML. This is really what the site was created for. *Sarcasm* God, were the moderators asleep when this one came up?
White667 0
I was gunna say. Just looking at the story from an outside prospective, it's kinda silly, childish and gross.
jbyrnes 0
people are obsessed with Edward Cullen. hello people, he doesn't exist! -_-
Star18lk 0
Actually, he does exist, hes a real person isnt he? he just isnt a vampire. dumbass.
LadyV 0
#288: Robert Pattinson is not Edward Cullen. Robert Pattinson is Robert Pattinson. Edward Cullen is a fictional character.
Stumblebum30 5
this was a stupid comment. what's your point?
borabora1991 0
agreed zargon, since "wer" means "man", then calling them "werewolves" is technically correct because youre calling them "manwolves". so i wonder why you cant just interchange "manwolves" and "wolfmen". hornetchik is right. "shapeshifters" is probably the best word for what they are.
TheWicked 4
**** our lives indeed, not only is most of our generation complete retards.. now most of the female part is way past just being retarded.
tally7mir 3
I'm 15, and I hate the movie Twilight, but New Moon was ok, nothing to get excited about. I liked the books, but they aren't my favorite. Serously, I can't stand all the dumb girls who are on the 'teams' and have arguments, and I HATE Edward Cullen. He's so annoying in the book AND the movie. The acting in the movie is really bad, aside from Taylor, who plays Jacob
violetskiesxox 0
ahh could be worse. but still... **** our lives
katinthehat 0
do you remember 50-somethings as "the generation that liked the Beatles?" i'm guessing not. maybe you think of the 60s as being a decade where the Beatles were popular, but I kinda doubt you look at your parents and think of them based on what pop culture they liked. twilight is a trend. i actually don't mind twilight, but i can still tell you that it's going to go in and out of style pretty fast. if people remember it, they will just remember it as a silly trend of the 2000s. and hey, the 80s had plenty of silly trends, too. it's not that bad. if our generation is remembered for a series of books, it's more likely to be harry potter. somehow, it seems like the majority of you would rather be remembered as the generation that likes british wizards. hey, whatever floats your boat.