buhknee
United States
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
KillMeNow
United States
Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
IB6UB9
United States
Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML
team hit bella with a car
Odenton, United States
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Anonymous
Artistic licence
Today, after spending at least 4 hours drawing a realistic shadow of a vampire for a picture contest, I finally remembered that vampires aren't supposed to produce shadows. FML
Hmmmm
Cleveland, United States
Today, I was made aware that my teenage son used "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter" as a reference point in a class debate as if it was a biopic. Oh dear. FML
Anonymous
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
chapstick
San Dimas, United States
Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML
miss tomato
United States
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
anaph0re
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
France
Dark times
Today, it was good fun getting a nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would've been better if I hadn't forgotten my Demak'up. Even better if I could've avoided the crazy glances in the bus home. FML
nyaahaha
United States
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
Top comments
Squadoosh 0
Lol, yeah. Our generation is in love with gay vampires.
werzal 5
So technically "F*CK OUR LIFE" ... Thats so awful...
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hornetchik 0
YUCK no.
hornetchik 0
This is a pathetic FML. I agree with #81. And why does everyone keep saying 'gay' vampires? I'm pretty sure there are no homosexual vampires in Twilight!
LemonFairy 0
Edward/Jacob? One of the most common pairings in the entire series. Sure, obviously because they're TWILIGHT fangirls most of the fandom is Ed/Bel and Jac/Bel, but once you sift through all of that crap you get to the Ed/Jac. (And I will not lie: one of my favorite Facebook Flair EVER says: "Dear Diary, Today I made Carlisle feel like he was in love with Edward again! L-O-L! Love, Jasper.)
TheChanel 0
LOL!! awesome fml
whathajel 0
Twilight fangirls make the rest of us regular girls look bad ):
imauledatroll 0
@OP: That, my good sir, is one of those so-called "winrars" :p
whathajel 0
Harry Potter was so much better. Books, I mean.
davina_fml 0
ahahah although that is verrryyy true and twilight is bullshit, this isn't really an fml
fail_1 0
totally moderated this one **** twilight and chuck norris rocks that is all I have to say
SlashaX 0
One of the best comments here.
Boudewijn 0
Bless every girl that isn't a fangirl. It lives in a forest and sparkles in daylight, what could it be? (Answer: !!eireaf a si ti)
zargon 1
I wish I could agree with you, since I hate having to give Twilight any credit ever, but you might want to look up what "wer" means before you start saying things are wolfmen and not werewolves.