buhknee
United States
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
KillMeNow
United States
Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
IB6UB9
United States
Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML
team hit bella with a car
Odenton, United States
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Anonymous
Artistic licence
Today, after spending at least 4 hours drawing a realistic shadow of a vampire for a picture contest, I finally remembered that vampires aren't supposed to produce shadows. FML
Hmmmm
Cleveland, United States
Today, I was made aware that my teenage son used "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter" as a reference point in a class debate as if it was a biopic. Oh dear. FML
Anonymous
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
chapstick
San Dimas, United States
Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML
miss tomato
United States
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
anaph0re
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
France
Dark times
Today, it was good fun getting a nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would've been better if I hadn't forgotten my Demak'up. Even better if I could've avoided the crazy glances in the bus home. FML
nyaahaha
United States
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
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Squadoosh 0
Lol, yeah. Our generation is in love with gay vampires.
werzal 5
So technically "F*CK OUR LIFE" ... Thats so awful...
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Shadow_Phantom 26
I've said publicly "I love vampires" and EVERY SINGLE TIME... Someone asks "OMG DO U LIKE TWILIGHT?!" It's aggravating... Sick of those new shows too; everyone assumes I like True Blood and Vampire Diaries, which I hate them both. Can we have a vampire series that DOESN'T involve romance, please? F our lives...
AngelRaven89 0
ooh I like trueblood :) I dont normally like romances but that show has pretty much everything! I'd say "The Lost Boys" is my fav vampire movie. Keifer Sutherland can suck my blood any day =)
betamaxjim92 0
could be worse...could be a generation remembered as the kids who liked a band of 3 overrated douchebags who murdered good songs...like the jonas bros
Nocturnal558 0
LOL valid point :P
i_is_a_tr00l 0
The idiot that said, "why is it all about you? its OUR generation." You can't say "FOG." or "FOL." at the end. It's called FML, not FOG. How about some common sence?
asafetybuzz 0
lol.
citygirlnomore 0
LOL sence..
iwadasn 33
"Today, I realized that there are people in the world whose taste in books and movies differs from my own. FML"
Lenicka 0
Yeah ? And so what ? If this is all you are worried about you should be happy.
jbyrnes 0
mannnnnnnnnnnnnn this room getting bored.
Mortanious 0
YDI for having sparkly vampires let you down. You shouldn't even care about shit like that.
Tigg3r 3
Dude!! I am from cali!! I honestly think the book series is really good but so many people became obssesed with gay vampires that it all became too much. Stephanie Meyer is actually a really good writer and should be given credit but the whole edward (Edfag) thing became too much. I will gladly shoot the next person who gushes over Edward or Jacob. But, may I remind people, there have been dudes out there to gush over bella.
summer_moon 0
I liked the Twilight books until they became this total fan craze for pre-pubescent little girls. Now it's just annoying. Oh and there is this guy on YouTube who made fun of twilight. It's hilarious! Search: the key of awesome. It should say something about an emo vampire. It's so fitting!
iloveronaldo 0
#59 Justin Bieber is my life!!