buhknee
United States
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
KillMeNow
United States
Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
IB6UB9
United States
Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML
team hit bella with a car
Odenton, United States
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Anonymous
Artistic licence
Today, after spending at least 4 hours drawing a realistic shadow of a vampire for a picture contest, I finally remembered that vampires aren't supposed to produce shadows. FML
Hmmmm
Cleveland, United States
Today, I was made aware that my teenage son used "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter" as a reference point in a class debate as if it was a biopic. Oh dear. FML
Anonymous
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
chapstick
San Dimas, United States
Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML
miss tomato
United States
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
anaph0re
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
France
Dark times
Today, it was good fun getting a nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would've been better if I hadn't forgotten my Demak'up. Even better if I could've avoided the crazy glances in the bus home. FML
nyaahaha
United States
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
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Squadoosh 0
Lol, yeah. Our generation is in love with gay vampires.
werzal 5
So technically "F*CK OUR LIFE" ... Thats so awful...
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polkadot1453 0
NOOOO WE ARE THE HARRY POTTER GENERATION **** TWILIGHT
mcbeth 0
I concur. Harry Potter > Twilight All day.
cals 0
i also agree. a guy at work keeps making comments about how i camped out to see new moon, but i'd rather gouge out my eyes than watch those movies. he pisses me off. twilight pisses me off.
ragsy 7
You are so right!
nat365 0
Seriously? A really good writer? Even my friend who loves the series freely states that the fanfic she reads is often better written than the actual books. My favourite quote on the subject comes from Stephen King, who says: "The difference between Jo Rowling and Stephanie Meyer is that Rowling can actually write". And, while I would never call Harry Potter the work of a literary genius, I couldn't agree with him more. At least she knows how to use grammar and construct characters.
wallflower3 0
Don't you just love how if your opinion differs from that of the popular opinion, you lose your right to free speech? Twihards are taking the movie way too seriously. It sucks. I'm still wondering how Stephenie Meyer got this "saga" published. Her portrayel of the normal teens in the book was totally unrealistic and outdated. What teenager that you know says "moot" and isn't whiny and ungrateful? And seriously? WHAT was the purpose of making them sparkle? I'd take Anne Rice over this any day. At least she knew how to write.
srak 0
shut the **** up! that movie was awesome.
loveguni 0
are you sparkly bff with #136? *shudders*
SailorButterfly 8
My generation will be known as the one that close-mindedly put others down just for liking something they didn't. FML
loveguni 0
I don't think it's as simple as that? At least not about the TW 'saga'.
woahitsashlynn 0
Hhahahaha!
xxgenacullenxx 0
TWILIGHT IS ******* AWSOME SO **** OFF!!!
Apocalyptus 0
Wow, you made a really good point there. Proved all the Twilight haters wrong.
darkpath 0
twilight sucks. end of story. if our generation was remembered as that, bad things would happen from those in the generation who hate that.
gpstyne 0
you'll live, give it a few years after the fourth movie is released and hopefully bitches your age will forget about that shit and grow up