buhknee
United States
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
KillMeNow
United States
Today, Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV, beating out Inception, Toy Story 3, Harry Potter, etc. This is MY generation. FML
IB6UB9
United States
Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML
team hit bella with a car
Odenton, United States
Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML
Anonymous
Artistic licence
Today, after spending at least 4 hours drawing a realistic shadow of a vampire for a picture contest, I finally remembered that vampires aren't supposed to produce shadows. FML
Hmmmm
Cleveland, United States
Today, I was made aware that my teenage son used "Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter" as a reference point in a class debate as if it was a biopic. Oh dear. FML
Anonymous
Stuck in the past
Today, I found out my boyfriend still writes Twilight fan fiction. FML
chapstick
San Dimas, United States
Today, my lips were dry and chapped, so I asked if I could use some of my friend's chapstick. She didn't mind, so I quickly put some on. Only later did I notice that my lips were sparkly. Turns out it was glitter balm. Now everyone calls me "princess." FML
miss tomato
United States
Today, I was really badly sunburnt, so I put on some after-sun. The only type we have has glitter in it, and now I look like a sparkling tomato. FML
anaph0re
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
France
Dark times
Today, it was good fun getting a nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would've been better if I hadn't forgotten my Demak'up. Even better if I could've avoided the crazy glances in the bus home. FML
nyaahaha
United States
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
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Squadoosh 0
Lol, yeah. Our generation is in love with gay vampires.
werzal 5
So technically "F*CK OUR LIFE" ... Thats so awful...
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FADEDblack1981 0
**** all of our lives sir...
brick_kun 0
hahaha sparkly vampires, that's an awesome description. N e way, people, people its a fake story, don't get all worked up just because someone doesn't like it, I mean its not like twilight is your life!
Slinky690 0
i love how everyone on here is like "******* preps this" or '******* preps that" bunch of ******* interfags i sware to god, they are a scene just like everyone else deal with it.
HarrietPotter 1
Hahaha. Too true. This FML made my day. Twilight's entertaining enough, but yeah, it's embarrassing that it will define our generation.
dancerjrm9 0
I really love the Twilight series, I have read the books and genuinely enjoy them. Twilight (movie) wasn't great and did not do the book justice, at all. New Moon was much better, but still, will never beat the book. It really bothers me when people run around saying they love Twilight when they haven't read the books. They are soo much better than the movies and you can't be a "Twilight Fan" if you haven't read the books because they are a lot less corny than the movies.
michelleyily 0
Its better than being remembered as the junkie generation
DelphiNerd 0
**** our lives so hard! but still, it is kinda funny, being so obsesive...
dannixrae 0
OP it's so true. twilight has become an epidemic almost as bad as the swine flu. I know 7 year olds in love with imaginary vampires as well as 70 year old woman!
MEGHEADASAURAUS 0
Imaginary--Sparkly vampires.
hahalifesuckssss 0
haha i love this fml.
silverx10 0
Amen 378. I find it funny that people will always remember Michael Jackson as a filthy pedophile (among other things, of course), but it's perfectly fine for women of all ages, from the young to the horribly old and decrepit) to ogle one shirtless Jacob Black. Granted, there are differences between this child and others, but in the end, if you ain't an adult... you're jailbait.