Today, I finally got my 18 month-old to throw away her trash and dirty diapers. Now she throws everything away, and I can't get her to stop. FML
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Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
Today, I was summoned to the bathroom by my three-year-old, who still needs help cleaning up sometimes. When I walked in, he looked so happy and proud as he pointed to the trash can saying, "Look at my big poop!". Buying a new trash can tomorrow. FML
Today, my toddler is starting to realize when she has a dirty diaper. How do I know? She walked up to me with a shit covered hand, saying "Poop Mommy! Poop!!" FML
Today, my year and a half old daughter has discovered the joy of temper tantrums. She is now throwing them constantly. Everywhere. Anytime. FML
Today, my 2-year-old daughter started showing signs of understanding the potty training concept. She announced to my mother-in-law that she needed to go potty, only to be flatly told, "No, you don't." So she crapped herself. Now it's going to take forever to train her. FML
Today, I woke up to my lovely 16-month old with her diaper on. When I stood up to retrieve and toss it, I also realized she'd pooped into her hand and thrown a log onto the middle of the floor. FML
Today, my 2-year-old woke up from her nap with a full diaper, then decided to climb down from her bed and got stuck under the railing, leaving a stinky trail of poop everywhere. FML
Today, I gave my 8-month-old a bath in the kitchen sink after dinner, like I always do. Today, she decided to poop in it. FML
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
Today, my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Don't worry -- everyone grows out of that stage! It's been years since I've thrown away my dirty diapers.
cuz803 46
Adorable. Your child will learn soon enough.
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RichardPencil 32
Don't worry -- everyone grows out of that stage! It's been years since I've thrown away my dirty diapers.
cuz803 46
Adorable. Your child will learn soon enough.
It_gets_better 20
Mine too! He has thrown away mugs, an egg cooker, and a thermos lid... that we know of. Does your little one also take random things back out of the trash too? Soda cans, banana peels, discarded fruit pieces... LOL
mike3775 39
I had the same issue with most of mine. Don’t worry, she’ll outgrow it within a few months. Until then, place the trash cans higher (like on a chair) to prevent her from throwing everything away.
Warp1978 15
All three of mine went through the same phase, just make sure you check the bin before you empty it 👍👍🤞
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Get a second trashcan and tell her what goes in what - that way, what isn't trash will be in the clean bin but she'll still have thrown it away.