Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Fat man pube
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Letting yourself go
Today, after months of isolating and shielding, suffering through the isolation of having caught COVID and letting my hygiene, diet and exercise programme go to shit, I can officially say my pubes are now longer than my penis, but it’s ok because my belly now hangs over my belt so I can’t even see it anyway. FML
Sammylad
United Kingdom
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I'm dating a guy who's back hair is longer than his dick. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML
Hairy_Potter
S?o Paulo, Brazil
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
glitterzebra
United States
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
davidthegreat
Japan 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML
John Doe
🌶️ Spicy
Shaving!
Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML
Top comments
bhurberry 0
:( Cut your pubes then..
Nerry_fml 0
time to do some manscaping.
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Comments (432)
angiejo2 0
that's completely gross you probably don't get laid no one likes a forest..
Isa_fml 20
Trim to win, my friend!
cmv1386 0
dude TMI I'm sorry but that's nasty.
ToriH12 0
Invest in a penis pump??? And cutting your pubes!
chui281 0
If you wonder why you get no play! there's your answer numb nuts!
CrazyEminemFan 2
same! we should be friends
Mitch_Connor 11
Having a small penis makes me wish I was dead. FYL
krista2009 0
gross
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
hey man I'm sure you just have really long pubes. and it doesent really matter as long as you have some talent and can pleasure your partner she wont care and you shouldn't ethier.
doggiemcwoofwoof 2
now before having sex u and the girl can play the game hide and go get it