Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Fat man pube
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Letting yourself go
Today, after months of isolating and shielding, suffering through the isolation of having caught COVID and letting my hygiene, diet and exercise programme go to shit, I can officially say my pubes are now longer than my penis, but it’s ok because my belly now hangs over my belt so I can’t even see it anyway. FML
Sammylad
United Kingdom
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I'm dating a guy who's back hair is longer than his dick. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML
Hairy_Potter
S?o Paulo, Brazil
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
glitterzebra
United States
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
davidthegreat
Japan 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML
John Doe
🌶️ Spicy
Shaving!
Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML
Top comments
bhurberry 0
:( Cut your pubes then..
Nerry_fml 0
time to do some manscaping.
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Comments (432)
Bemilu 4
Not sure whether or not to be grossed out, or laugh..
Jonpker3 4
probably not something u want to share on the internet.....
Albarufus 13
Ouch!
kristirhong 12
Ew...grab them scissors now!
tsent8 15
Welcome to the jungle!!!
love715 3
Eww. That is more unattractive than havinng a small penis
yankeegrl27 1
gross
pregnantpianist 2
Well then...if I was a man I would NEVER admit that. Time to either take some Extenze or shave the bush. If you do both, you win all the way around. Just a thought. Lol.
Haleybean1198 4
ok for those of you saying ew and dont put this on the internet, look at the ******* site your on. fml is for poeple to vent their problems out so stfu and dont read them if your just gonna say dumb shit like that. and im sorry man tht sucks
_bbybustitopen 9
Lmfao omg. that is soooo sad dude.