Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Fat man pube
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Letting yourself go
Today, after months of isolating and shielding, suffering through the isolation of having caught COVID and letting my hygiene, diet and exercise programme go to shit, I can officially say my pubes are now longer than my penis, but it’s ok because my belly now hangs over my belt so I can’t even see it anyway. FML
Sammylad
United Kingdom
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I'm dating a guy who's back hair is longer than his dick. FML
Anonymous
Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML
Hairy_Potter
S?o Paulo, Brazil
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
glitterzebra
United States
Today, I realized that I can tell how long it has been since I have been with a guy, by the length of my leg hair. FML
dawg3360
Canada
Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML
cogu
France
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
davidthegreat
Japan 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to come to terms with the fact that I'm getting older because my pubic hair is turning white. FML
John Doe
🌶️ Spicy
Shaving!
Today, my girlfriend told me that if I shaved, my penis might seem bigger. FML
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bhurberry 0
:( Cut your pubes then..
Nerry_fml 0
time to do some manscaping.
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Mrogge 6
Had a friend who always said: "It's not the size of the wand, but the magic that's in it!" Don't fret it. Not everyone is a size queen.
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
ewwww.
Cerauno 0
YDI for your lack of basic hygiene. Unless your penis is about an inch long, in which case, you have my sympathies.
ThatPiercedGuy 0
I have the same problem if I don't shave. The difference is I'm a pre-op transmale. Better hope you have some super long pubes man.
JanieBoo 3
ha time to trim the furry monster
SamanthaLovr 0
... y would u wan to post that? yes, this was a great idea... now MORE gals will wanna sleep with u
IrishPrincess18 0
that is disgusting! or maybe your just tiny :)..?
Smexi123 0
someone's gotta tiny dick
belgiumwafle 0
uhhh.... how close attention were u giving it?
vindicatedkay 0
Sounds like it's been a while since someone got laid.....