Today, I got stuck in my washing machine. When my sister saw me, she just left me there. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got stuck in the drier. My step-brother came to help out. His pullout game is weak. He literally could not pull me out of the drier and had to call a handyman. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, I went to do the laundry at my hotel. I had just enough money for my two loads. After getting frustrated with the washer taking two of my quarters and giving no credit, I took the clothes out. The washer then locked the door shut and started without my clothes. FML
Today, my sister asked me to grab her some toilet paper. I refused, so she grabbed my favorite shirt out of the laundry basket and used it to wipe. I was busy icing my sprained ankle. I couldn't walk. She knew this. FML
Today, I no longer have a toaster. My younger sister put it in the bath because apparently it looked dirty. FML
Today, I went into the basement to do laundry. There is a little rope on the outside of the door to lock it. I was down there for 20 minutes, and came back up the stairs to find it locked. Turns out, my 3 year-old sister did it, then our parents took her to the park. I was stuck down there for 4 hours. FML
Today, I was standing in the shower drying off when my sister came in the bathroom. She must have thought I was a burglar because she hit the shower curtain and punched me in the face. FML
Today, I was rearranging the cabinets above the washer and dryer, and the whole thing fell down on top of the washer. I had just put my clothes in the washing machine too. FML
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Today, my sister and I had a fight. In her rage, she threw piles of dirty laundry at me. One of her bloody panties hit me on the face. FML
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RichardPencil 32
She probably didn't want to acknowledge that she shares DNA with a moron. And she's afraid it might be contagious in case idiocy is more nurture than nature.
Brightside86 31
pornhub has several documentary on this very issue.
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Comments (6)
Charlie Given 28
Maybe she thought you were shooting a **** 😅
RichardPencil 32
She probably didn't want to acknowledge that she shares DNA with a moron. And she's afraid it might be contagious in case idiocy is more nurture than nature.
tc201002 11
Do I even want to know how you got stuck in the washing machine?
Brightside86 31
pornhub has several documentary on this very issue.
BurnInDemonFire 39
I don't know if this was curiosity or a bet, but it sounds like it was your own fault. Dumbass.
spinspinsugar 12
I have so many questions.....